Marco is dead, killed by a jealous shark after he caught Marco sleeping with his wife. Quinn tells everyone that mournful death or not, they still have work to do, but is cut off by a grief counselor, Joy.
Shanks is unamused that a hippie is their counselor, and even less so when Joy tries to get him to let out his grief through puppets. Shanks declares that they don't need therapy, but push-ups, and declares that she could use some as well cause of her sagging breasts.
Sparks tells Dolphin Boy that there's no way he'll see Marco in heaven cause Marco's rotting in the ground, and Dolphin Boy can't go to heaven anyway cause he can't speak English. A blood soaked Joy comes in and says something terrible happened. Shanks is dead, his puppet stuffed in his mouth. Joy claims the reason she's covered in blood is cause she tried to give Shanks mouth to mouth. She also claims Shanks committed suicide, and provides a suicide note to prove it. Quinn disputes it since Shanks's name is spelled wrong, but Sparks points out that Shanks was stupid.
Joy declares that they should hold a grief dance to mourn Shanks's passing. Quinn suspects Joy was behind Shanks's death,which Debbie dismisses as paranoia. Quinn sets out to find proof.
Joy confronts Sparks on why he hasn't attended any grief counseling. Sparks claims that counseling's gay. Joy pushes Sparks down the stairs.
As Quinn investigates, a cat accidentally reveals that Joy tapes her sessions. Quinn confiscates the camera and goes looking for a VCR.
Joy has moved on to attempting to give Hesh hypnotherapy, but Hesh doesn't want it since the last time he was hypnotized, he woke up with an ass full of quarters. He somehow tricks himself into believing Joy hypnotized him into believing he's a chicken. Joy brings out a chainsaw.
Debbie and an Amish guy find the dead Sparks at the bottom of the stairwell. Quinn finds them, expressing shock at Sparks's corpse, and asks if they have a VCR he can use, and also why Debbie was down here with Amish Guy. Debbie reveals that Stormy has her VCR.
Stormy and Dolphin Boy are shooting the VCR when Quinn finds them, and Stormy reveals he shot all the VCRs, except the one he burned. He suggest that he go to voodoo college and learn voodoo to revive all the victims. They hear Debbie scream and run to investigate, while Stormy shoots Dolphin Boy to make him a zombie.
Amish Guy is in chains and S&M gear, forced to churn Debbie into butter. He claims he was poisoned and only by churning Debbie will he be given the antidote. Quinn asks if Joy was behind it but Amish Guy dies before answering. Stormy enjoys the Debbie butter, and decides to shower after getting it all over himself.
Quinn has gotten himself a shotgun and seeks out Joy. He finds Stormy's bloody corpse in the shower, but points out that that was telegraphed. But the disemboweled Hesh in a chicken suit he didn't predict. He finally finds Joy in the control room, covered in blood and wielding her chainsaw. Quinn tries to shoot her, but finds out his shotgun is not loaded. Joy comes after Quinn.
After a random news report, Quinn is dead and Joy is laughing when she's interrupted by a half man, half shark. The creature, it turns out, is Marco's illegitimate son Sharko from his affair with the shark. Sharko promptly kills Joy.
The Stinger: Sharko asks a man driving on a road if he's Marco.
