J.D. struggles to treat a horrible patient. Elliot tries to confirm her suspicions that Kelso might be a rock and roll star. Cox finds himself torn between three women.
- Awful Wedded Life: Kelso's home life doesn't seem to be great.
- Has a Type: Jordan lampshade's Cox's preferences.
- Hate Sink: JD's patient is a racist, sexist piece of shit from the jump.
- Hidden Depths: Kelso used to be a singer/songwriter.
- What the Hell, Hero?: Kristen rips Cox a new one when she learns that he blew her off to help his crush move a dresser and then slept with his ex wife. She then becomes his new ex girlfriend.