Jury Duty: Moira and Jocelyn get called for jury duty. Jocelyn's excited, but Moira wants out... until she learns it's a case covering embezzlement.
Love Confession: Alexis lays it on Ted big time, while also apologizing for surprising him with this while he's in the middle of a relationship.
No, You: David tells Johnny, "You stop touching your face!".
Non-Answer: Moira tries to weasel her way out of answering a question that would get her dismissed from jury duty because she wants vicarious revenge on the business manager who robbed the Roses before the pilot. Fortunately for the Canadian justice system, she loses her temper, tells the truth, and gets dismissed.
Pungeon Master: Ted even tells puns to the animals in his care when there's no people around.
Serious Business: Ted doesn't want the rescue dogs in his care to hear bad news if it's about them.