Joel: Put her down, Jerry Lee. ... Sandy: (Tom shows her Meg's wedding ring) "Oh Tom, it's gorgeous!" Tom Servo (as Sandy): "But things are moving too fast!"
Long List: What famous singers would you like to see plunge from a lighthouse?
Running Gag: "Sessions presents...!" during the numerous, interminable padding shots of lighthouses and beaches, with impressions of famous easy-listening artists to fill out the time left in each scene.
Ends up becoming an Overly Long Gag because, by the end of the movie, Joel's sick of it.
Throw It In: Servo's head falls off during the "Happy Thoughts Song."