Synopsis: The game opens to a shot of the White House as "Hail to the Chief" plays. Suddenly, a boot kicks something out of the White House and we see that it was George W. Bush himself who got kicked out. Bush, having landed heads on his collision, starts rubbing his head while asking himself "What am I gonna do now?" He then witnesses a fat man throwing away a barely eaten hot dog into a trash can full of multiple other barely eaten hot dogs. Bush gets an idea.
Donning a white chef's hat and apron along with a grill and vendor stand, Bush starts selling hot dogs to people in New York City. He starts small - only selling hot dogs and ketchup before adding sodas, fried onion toppings, French fries, mustard and hamburgers. He becomes instantly successful and makes hundreds of dollars a day.
Suddenly, one day while Bush is preparing for another lunch rush, he gets beamed up by an alien UFO and the alien tells him that they were at first going to atomize Earth but having heard of how well Bush can make hot dogs and hamburgers, the alien demands that he cook for the aliens - and demands he begin with the alien's order by making a hot dog with extra onions.
After a vigorous week, Bush succeeds and the alien commends him for his cooking skills and that the Earth shall be salvaged. Bush is relieved to hear that, then asks for permission to return to Earth.
- Alien: Earth? Who said anything about sending you back to Earth? (presses button that teleports Bush away)
Bush finds himself back in his vendor cart surrounded by hundreds of aliens demanding Bush for aggressively large and detailed orders of hot dogs and hamburgers.
In the mobile version that requires payment, Bush actually does go back to earth after the alien levels.
