Based on the 2012 election. This battle has Barack Obama, at the time going for a second term, vs Republican candidate, Mitt Romney
Tropes
- No, You: The battle starts to steer into this when Mitt insults Barack wife, Michelle. Obama threatens to punch him for that. Mitt responds that he's a communist...Obama: Oh yeah? Well you're stupid.Mitt: You're stupid.Obama: Nuh-uh!
- "The Reason You Suck" Speech: Abe Lincoln comes in when both rappers start to devolve into petty name calling and pretty much tell both where both of their flaws lay.
Lincoln: By the power invested in me by this giant bald bird! The president shall not be the shiniest of two turds!
(To Obama) You! I wanna like you! Don't talk about change, just do it! I fought for what was on my brain until a bullet went through it!
(To Mitt) And you! Moneybags! You're a pancake! You're flip-floppity! It's a country! Not a company! That you can play like Monopoly!
(To Both) I'll properly reach across the aisle and bitch smack you as equals! Of the people! (Smacks Obama) By the people! (Smacks Mitt) For the people! Eagle! (The eagle squawks and carries him off)
