Written & storyboarded by Katie Aldworth & Drew Green
Craig has an "emergency" leaving Kelsey alone at the Stump.
Tropes:
- Balloon Belly: Mortimor gets comically fat after gorging on bird seed after Kelsey raids a bird feeder.
- Even the Dog Is Ashamed: Mortimor is disgusted by Kelsey passing gas, flying away from her.Kelsey: Oh, come on. It's not that bad.
- Go to the Euphemism: Craig continually only says he needs to "go", even shushing others when they're about to say what he needs to go do. Later subverted when he and J.P. reach Kelsey's house and Craig outright tells Neil that he has to poop, after which he’s comfy saying it.
- Potty Emergency: Craig has to take a bathroom break, and he's only comfortable going to his or his friends' bathrooms.
- Saying Sound Effects Out Loud: Kelsey goes "Shing!" when washing her PVC sword.
- Spider Swarm: One thwarts Craig and J.P. from entering the latter's house.
- Talking to Themself: Kelsey acts out the ending of her latest story, playing both hero and villain.
- Talking to the Dead: After Kelsey rolls around in the grass, she says "It's a beautiful day, mom."
