With the Aqua Teens still missing, the house is rented out to a trio of beautiful sirens (well, two beautiful sirens and former Phillies player John Kruk). Carl is naturally infatuated.
- A Day in the Limelight: The second of a three episode arc that revolves entirely around Carl. The Aqua Teens aren’t so much as mentioned in this one.
- Aerith and Bob: “I am Chrysanthemum. This is the BJ Queen. This is John Kruk.”
- All Men Are Perverts: Carl drills a peephole to spy on the sirens, and John Kruk is into some horrifically kinky stuff.
- As Himself: John Kruk is voiced by the real deal.
- Black Comedy Rape: The sirens have kidnapped John Kruk, forcefully turned him into a siren, and subject him to horrific sexual torture. Fortunately he’s into it but he makes it clear that he’s still there against his will.
- Body Horror: Kruk’s skin unzips from his head to his waste, and his muscles have surgically-implanted holes to insert harpoons into.
- Continuity Nod: The melted remains of the couple from the previous episode are still laying in the hallway.
- Does Not Get The Girl: Carl’s desperate attempts to get into the sirens’ pants fails abysmally.
- Everyone Has Standards: Even Carl is horrified at what the sirens get up to. Kruk manages to convince him it’s not so bad, though.
- Karma Houdini: John Kruk dupes Carl in cutting off his nipples in revenge for the latter hitting him with a battery at a baseball game.
- Ms. Fanservice: The female sirens are drawn in very much detail and even have a (very momentarily uncensored!) topless scene.
- Too Kinky to Torture: When Carl spies on the sirens through the window it turns out the women have chained John Kruk to the wall, skinned him to the waist, and are stabbing him with harpoons. It turns out he’s completely into it.
