- Release Date: November 13, 2011
When Stan realizes that he might never fulfill his dream of becoming a best man for his best friend's wedding, he convinces his last single friend, Principal Lewis, to marry the school’s Superintendent, who only wants to marry a black man so she can win votes for city comptroller. Meanwhile, Roger finds the perfect pair of shorts in a strange room inside a Ross Discount Clothing Store and vacations in Miami, where he meets Latin pop singer Ricky Martin (who guest stars As Himself).
Tropes
- Ax-Crazy: Tracey, Lewis' "prison wife", stabs several people, including Francine and a midwife.
- Been There, Shaped History: Principal Lewis's life was the inspiration for Diff'rent Strokes, and states he and his best friend Dudley both encountered a pedophilic bicycle salesman.Principal Lewis: I did. He's real messed up now.
- Status Quo Is God: Lewis decides to return to his old habits after calling it off with the superintendent.
- There Is No Kill Like Overkill: Stan shoots Tracey, shoves him off a cliff, runs him over, feeds him to an alligator, kills the alligator itself, and uses its skin for clothing. Tracey comes back anyway, with only bandages covering the bullet wounds.