The day had begun, and I went for a run
When I noticed a government van
It came to a stop and opened its top
And a loudspeaker told us the plan.
"This is gonna be strange, but we're making a change
So gather round, boys and girls:
The lack of true liberty causes you misery
So we've decided to go open world."
The van then sped off with a sputter and cough
And left us exchanging a frown.
I heard someone shout, and when I turned about
I noticed the sun going down
At 11 A.M., then it came back again
A worrisome half-hour later!
"This day/night progression is quite a transgression"
Commentated a nearby commentator