"I actually made a 3D model of that gosh darn bird cage to help me with this. It used to have more bars, but after accepting the horrible, horrible truth that seeing Sarah was more important than the bar spacing making sense, I removed half of them. "
— Dan, El Goonish Shive, "Party Prison"
"These bars can't hold me forever! Hey, there's only like two of 'em. You fools have no business guarding prisoners."
— Ice King, Adventure Time, "What Have You Done?"