Raymond's Agency is a firm specializing in occult and inexplainable phenomena. The grim reaper scaring your children or vampire ghouls knocking on your door? (1) Call the agency. (2) Wait 10 minutes before Raymond picks up the phone. (3) Pay the fee. (4) Its two only employees are the fabulous duo; Ann Flores and her partner, Ayane Misuno.
"There are Things That Go "Bump" in the Night, Agent Myers. Make no mistake about that. And we are the ones who bump back."
— Professor Bruttenholm, Hellboy (2004)
Tom Tucker: In other news, a local family have had their house destroyed by ghosts. Who they gonna call?
Diane Simmons: *sighs* Ghostbusters, Tom?
Tom Tucker: No, Diane, their insurance company. That's just stupid what you said.
Diane Simmons: *sighs* Ghostbusters, Tom?
Tom Tucker: No, Diane, their insurance company. That's just stupid what you said.
— Family Guy, "Petergeist"
Prosecutor: So what you're saying is that the world of the supernatural is your exclusive province?
Peter: Kitten, I think that what I'm saying is that: sometimes, shit happens, someone has to deal with it, and who you gonna call?
Peter: Kitten, I think that what I'm saying is that: sometimes, shit happens, someone has to deal with it, and who you gonna call?
"When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? Ghostbusters! When there's something weird and it don't look good, who you gonna call? Ghostbusters!"
— Ray Parker Jr., Ghostbusters Theme Song.
"Are you troubled by strange noises in the middle of the night? Do you experience feelings of dread in your basement or attic? Have you or your family ever seen a spook, spectre or ghost? If the answer is "yes," then don't wait another minute. Pick up the phone and call the professionals... Ghostbusters! Our courteous and efficient staff is on call 24 hours a day to serve all your supernatural elimination needs. We're ready to believe you!"
—The Ghostbusters, Ghostbusters (1984)
It's out of our hands. All we have to do is call the Company, the Company calls the Pentagon, the Pentagon calls the President, and he calls Niles Caulder.
— The Men in Black, Doom Patrol #19
[Coco picks up the phone]
Wilt: Who you gonna call?
Coco: Co coco!
Wilt: They've been out of business for years.
Wilt: Who you gonna call?
Coco: Co coco!
Wilt: They've been out of business for years.
Rose: According to the paper, they've elected a ghost as MP for Leeds. Now don't tell me you're gonna sit back and do nothing?
The Doctor: (pokes his head out from under the TARDIS console) Who you gonna call?
The Doctor: (pokes his head out from under the TARDIS console) Who you gonna call?
The Doctor: It's Christmas at the North Pole. Who you gonna call?
[Santa arrives to save the day]
[Santa arrives to save the day]
Bill: I figured out why you keep your box as a phone box.
The Doctor: I told you, it's stuck.
Bill: "Advice and Assistance Obtainable Immediately." You like that.
The Doctor: No, I don't.
Bill: See, this is the point. You don't call the helpline because you are the helpline.
The Doctor: I told you, it's stuck.
Bill: "Advice and Assistance Obtainable Immediately." You like that.
The Doctor: No, I don't.
Bill: See, this is the point. You don't call the helpline because you are the helpline.
Fry: All I know is, I've got a ghost that needs busting.
Hermes: Who you gonna call?
Fry: Gho—
Answering Machine: The number you have dialed has been lame since 1989.
Hermes: Who you gonna call?
Fry: Gho—
Answering Machine: The number you have dialed has been lame since 1989.
— Futurama, "Ghost in the Machines"
Listen everybody, we've got something for you:
You might need an exorcism, possibly two.
Don't let those rotten devils bug you again. We got a permanent solution, my friend:
Just call our com-pany, we're gonna set you free~eee! We'll chase those 'ol Blue Devils away!
You might need an exorcism, possibly two.
Don't let those rotten devils bug you again. We got a permanent solution, my friend:
Just call our com-pany, we're gonna set you free~eee! We'll chase those 'ol Blue Devils away!
— Ayaka, from the OP of Phantom Quest Corp., which doubles as their ad
Stanz: Are you tired of two geeks in moustaches?
Spengler: Who can manage to be boring with explosions and crashes?
Venkman: If you, or the Lorax, wanna bust like we do: Give us a call.
in unison: WE'RE READY TO DEFEAT YOU!!
Spengler: Who can manage to be boring with explosions and crashes?
Venkman: If you, or the Lorax, wanna bust like we do: Give us a call.
in unison: WE'RE READY TO DEFEAT YOU!!
"This looks like a job for Superman!"
— Clark Kent, traditionally when transforming into his alter-ego, Superman
"Mankind must not go back to hiding in fear. No one else will protect us; we must stand up for ourselves. While the rest of mankind dwells in the light, we must stand in the darkness to combat it, contain it, and shield it from the eyes of the public, so that others may live in a sane, normal world.
We secure. We contain. We protect."
— The Administrator, SCP Foundation
"Oh look, it's a ghost. What's that? You looking for men to slap the ghost crap back to Canada where it belongs?! Let me give you some advice."
— Soldier making a sales pitch for the Anti Spook Squad
