[[folder:Live-Action TV]]

->You suddenly decide 'Hey! The people who made this show must have been out of it, yeah, I mean it's so fucking trippy they must have been on something, right?', all of which is: a) an insult to the imagination of the creators and b) patent bullshit, because if the creators had been taking acid these shows wouldn't have been made at all (...) Get someone on acid to make a stop-motion animation and you'll be lucky if they don't try to climb inside the face of the nearest plasticine model and drive it through a lilac stargate.
-->-- '''Creator/CharlieBrooker''', ''Series/{{Screenwipe}}''



-> Hey diddle diddle\\
The cat and the fiddle\\
The cow jumped over the moon\\
The little dog laughed to see such sport\\
And scored some more stuff off a spoon
-->-- '''Barry Cryer''', ''Radio/ImSorryIHaventAClue''


[[folder:Web Original]]

->Music/MileyCyrus released her latest ďAh am so crazy, yíall!Ē music video earlier today for a song called ďLighterď, which is obviously the first thing she grabbed before making it. When I described it as a Lisa Frank fever dream, I mean it is literally what the Lisa Frank Bear sees when he tries to bring a fever of 104.6 down with an entire bottle of [=NocheTussin=]. Or what Miley sees when her regular dealer goes on vacation and sheís forced to buy weed from [[Series/HRPufnstuf H. R. Pufnstuf.]]
-->--'''''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/11/22/open-post-hosted-by-miley-cyrus-looking-like-a-lisa-frank-fever-dream/ DListed]]'''''

->Heck, even the big three put in an appearance: Mark Hamill (who was [[UncannyValleyMakeup wearing so much makeup]] that it appeared he signed a sponsorship deal with Max Factor), Harrison Ford (looking like heíd [[ThousandYardStare rather be anywhere else in the galaxy]]), and Carrie Fisher (who looked... well, thereís just no nice way to put this... the poor girl just look absolutely coked out of her mind. Seriously, itís a toss up between her and Creator/DrewBarrymore for the coveted 'Best Stoned Actress in a Supporting Role in a Crappy Christmas Movie' ''[=WrestleCrap=] Oscar.
-->--'''''Website/{{Wrestlecrap}}''''', "''Film/TheStarWarsHolidaySpecial'' Ė Welcome to the Dark Side"

->I like to imagine [[Creator/NicolasCage Nic Cage]] dunking the ''Film/KillerJoe'' script into a lionís mouth for [[TheCuckoolanderWasRight being too out there]], then firing his agent while rolling down a hill inside a giant tractor tyre.
-->--'''[[http://franticplanet.wordpress.com/2012/12/19/my-top-20-movies-of-2012-the-list-part-1/ Stuart Millard]]'''

->''PeterPan'' the musical is already weird. A grown woman dresses up like a teenage boy, breaks into a house at night and sprinkles 'pixie dust' on the children (read: drugs them) before taking them up, up, and away. Some may call that a charming, family-friendly musical. I call that an episode of ''Series/ToCatchAPredator''.
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/12/05/hot-slut-of-the-day-491/#more-158532 Michael K.]]''' on ''Peter Pan Live!'' (2014)

->'''assassin 78954''': Jack, what drugs are you on?\\
'''Jack''': All of them. All of the drugs.
-->--'''LetsPlay/JackSepticEye''', [[https://youtu.be/0yiIGCSs_gM?t=1m18s Reading Your Comments #90]]

->Y'know, a lot of people ask me, "Jack, do you drink [[{{Keet}} 18 cups of coffee]] before you do VideoGame/HappyWheels?" No! [[NotHelpingYourCase Cocaine is much stronger!]]
-->--'''LetsPlay/JackSepticEye''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAhwMA46z7c Happy Wheels #62]]

->Without a doubt the most [[TheEighties 1980s]] sequence ever committed to film -- if you want to see where everything went wrong in that era just stick these titles on... Poor [[Creator/ElisabethSladen Lis Sladen]] is made to look as though she is blissed out on wine wandering around the country in her metro, occasionally getting out to jog along the country roads and pull down a paper and stare into the camera as though she really is sizzled. Itís agonisingly awful and [[SoBadItsGood very, very funny]]. I always stick it on when I am in a bad mood, but as a title sequence to introduce a gritty new series about an investigative journalist it [[WhatWereTheySellingAgain fails on every level.]]
-->-- '''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.com/2011/10/specials.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/K9AndCompany''

->'It's like a sword... but it's also a gun,' [[Creator/TetsuyaNomura Nomura]] explains to [[Creator/NobuoUematsu Uematsu]]. 'A [[MixAndMatchWeapon blade that uses bullets!]] This is the best idea I've ever had. Don't you think?' Uematsu nods, only pretending to listen. He is secretly gawking at the enormous size of Nomura's dilated pupils.
-->--'''Pat R.''', [[http://socksmakepeoplesexy.net/index.php?a=ff08 "A Series Discovers Its Crack Pipe"]]

->''The peculiar genius of ''Film/TheApple'' is that every time it appears that the film cannot get any crazier, it ratchets up the weirdness to almost indescribable levels. It belongs to the curious subset of movies so all-consumingly druggy and surreal that they make audiences feel baked out of their minds even when they're stone-cold sober... a movie that makes drugs seem redundant and unnecessary.''
--> --'''Nathan Rabin''' in [[http://www.avclub.com/articles/my-year-of-flops-case-file-79-the-apple,10385/ My Year Of Flops]]

->I have no idea how the fuck we got here. And I also have no idea why this isn't celebrated by the Smithsonian as history's first ''Spider-Man story'' written by a grandmother filled with paint fumes. If they really did this many drugs in [[TheSeventies the '70s]], shouldn't more of us be centaurs?
-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-6-craziest-villains-ever-defeated-by-snack-cakes_p2/#ixzz31qod4PJE "The 6 Craziest Villains Ever Defeated by Snack Cakes"]]

->'''Chris''': ''What is even happening to us right now, Matt.''\\
'''Matt''': Itís a mix between [[ThingsManWasNotMeantToKnow Lovecraftian insanity]] from horror and some kind of [[MistakenForProfound transcendence]].\\
'''Chris''': I feel like Iím drunk. I feel like this movie has made me drunk. I donít think I could stand up right now.
-->--'''''[=ComicsAlliance=]''''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-barb-wire-1996-part-two/ on]] ''Film/BarbWire''

->''I believe it can be safely said, without hyperbole, that the ''Film/SuperMarioBros'' movie was created following one of the most baffling executive brainstorming sessions in recorded history. They must have sent [[EnsignNewbie some intern]] out to have a {{vision quest}} in the Mojave Desert with nothing but a screenshot of the game and [[{{Literature/Dune}} a water filter for his own urine]], then turned his inevitable police statement into a motion picture.''
-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-bad-movies-that-were-hilariously-sure-sequel/ "4 Bad Movies That Were Hilariously Sure of a Sequel"]]

->A happy bowling ball just opened its brain to eat a cherry served by a fish in a tuxedo. What refreshing blend of illegal substances and narcotics must the developer have consumed while creating this masterpiece?
-->--'''[=LeesusFreak=]''' on ''[[http://www.kongregate.com/games/thebaboon/mitoza?acomplete=mito Mitoza]]''

->"At first I was thinking that it was one of those movies [[WatchItStoned I should be stoned to appreciate]], and then it sunk in that I was getting stoned just watching it."
-->-- '''P.Z. Meyers''', [[http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2010/06/five_odd_movies.php on]] ''Film/{{Zardoz}}''

->the people who made this movie were probably high, and im not implying by that statement that the movie (actually two episodes of a seventies tv cartoon strung together and rereleased in 2002) is especially surreal or creative or visually interesting because thats not the kind of of art that high people make. high people dont want to put that amount of effort into anything, let alone a process as arduous and time consuming as animation. [[WesternAnimation/TheNewScoobyDooMovies scooby doo meets batman]] is the kind of movie you would actually make if you were high, in that everything about it feels like it was made up on the spot by someone who didnt care too much.
-->-- [[http://youcantfuckosmosisjones.tumblr.com/post/132118921490/you-cant-fuck-the-giant-inflatable-batman-featured This post]] from ''You Can't Fuck Osmosis Jones''

->'''beginner:''' the person that made this was on drugs\\
'''advanced:''' the person that made this [[AuthorAppeal has a fetish]]
-->-- [[http://memecucker.tumblr.com/post/135503988593/beginner-the-person-that-made-this-was-on Tumblr user memecucker]]

->in conclusion, this book was great and J. M. Barrie was possibly on crack and, also, Disney what were you thinking
-->-- [[http://lotstradamus.tumblr.com/post/57283204735 Tumblr user lotstradamus]] on the various ridiculous things in the original version of ''Literature/PeterPan''

->Some time in 1996 a couple of guys got together and smoked what was apparently a large amount of crack and then injected pure heroin into their eyes and then proceeded to create what is now known only as 'the Doom comic'.
-->-- '''[[https://www.doomworld.com/10years/doomcomic/ Doomworld]]''' on the ComicBook/{{Doom}} comic


[[folder:Web Video]]

->It's interesting how all the things that ''should have'' been made on drugs [[PoesLaw probably didn't involve any.]]
-->-- '''Creator/BradJones''', ''WebVideo/DVDRHell'' (''Series/{{Bibleman}}'')

->You can put some Bach on the stereo and huff paint and get the roughly same experience as watching this film.
-->--'''{{Website/SFDebris}}''' on ''Film/StarTrekTheMotionPicture''

->The storyline is about a King who's dying of illness and needs seven different herbs to cure him. (Yeah, I bet the game designers were smoking 'seven different herbs'.)
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''', ''Kid Kool''

->I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by ''many'' madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.
-->-- '''[[http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=64258.msg2338835#msg2338835 Andreus the Endless One]]''', LetsPlay ''VideoGame/DwarfFortress: [[SuccessionGame Failcannon]]''

->Don't do drugs, do ''Adventure Time''.
-->-- '''Creator/DougWalker''', on ''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime''

->If Creator/TimBurton had never done acid, I'd hate to see what happens if he does.
-->--'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' on the opening to ''{{WesternAnimation/Beetlejuice}}''

->'''Luigi:''' I think Miyamoto was high as shit when he thought of us, though.\\
'''Mario:''' What makes you think that?\\
'''Luigi:''' Think about it, Mario. We're fucking plumbers wearing red and green hats, we're trying to save a hot princess from a dinosaur-turtle, and to stay alive, we have to eat mushrooms.
-->-- ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzujIsQCwGk&feature=related Hey Mario]]''

->I can honestly say this deserves the title of 'Weirder Than LSD.' I think everybody will agree with me on this one. I think this is an acid trip for the ages. This is: you don't have to do drugs if you do this; you can just play this game.
-->-- '''LetsPlay/{{azuritereaction}}''', "WEIRDEST GAME EVER - ''VideoGame/RevengeOfTheSunfish'' - [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mv-GCqAHWXE Part 1]]"


[[folder:Real Life]]

->'''Q:''' Have you ever taken drugs?\\
'''A:''' Nothing serious. Just aspirin, Tylenol and [[GRatedDrug Flintstones chewable vitamins]].
-->--'''Music/WeirdAlYankovic''', "[[http://www.weirdal.com/aaarchive.htm#0199 Ask Al]]"

->I don't do drugs. [[IAmTheNoun I am]] [[TheWalrusWasPaul drugs.]]
-->-- '''Creator/SalvadorDali'''

->You can't do drugs when you're making shows. Maybe after, but not during. We're bizarre, that's all.
-->--'''[[Creator/SidAndMartyKrofftProductions Marty Krofft]]'''

->I don't need no THC, 'cause I've not yet even begun to see the limits of my natural, ''sober'' delirium.

->Well, your outfit, itís sort of bizarre, like my costume on acid, really isnít it? ... Colin experienced [[ThisIsYourPremiseOnDrugs my costume on drugs]].
-->--'''Creator/PaulMcGann''' [[http://blogs.independent.co.uk/2012/06/05/qa-with-%E2%80%98doctor-who%E2%80%99-stars-the-five-doctors/ to]] Creator/ColinBaker

->Nope, we're not smoking. We've just lost our minds. It makes it so that we don't need any drugs.
-->-- '''Misteroo''', creator of ''WebAnimation/{{Arfenhouse}}''

->It's hard to underscore enough how ridiculous I and most creators I've talked to find this notion that being high is the wellspring from which all bizarre, absurd, or otherwise creative material must necessarily come from. For the most part, there's a very significant difference between quality work and pot addled horseshit.
-->-- '''Creator/AndrewHussie'''

->I read a review below me and im shaking my head. Why is EVERY song in the world about drugs? It has NOTHING to do with drugs whatsoever. ALL songs are never about drugs unless it's obvious. Drugs act as inspiration, not a topic for the song sop drug references in music may be present. That doesnt mean its about drugs. Good lord. I'm sick of all you people who think artists write about drugs. Uness the song is 'Hits from the bong' or 'Dr Green thumb' or more rap related or 'cocaine', etc... its not about drugs. If a song is about drugs you'll know, not think.\\
God, this reminds me of the time someone told me Third eye by Tool was about drugs. My response? You sir... are an idiot. Because only idiots judge what a song is about... and only hear like 25% of the lyrics.
-->--'''Anonymous''', on "Dare" by Music/{{Gorillaz}}

->Haha! Dude, no. There's no way to get anything done on drugs.
-->--'''[[WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball Ben Bocquelet]]''', when [[https://twitter.com/benbocquelet/status/590269865119903744 asked if he does drugs]]