History Quotes / Wangst

-->--'''The High Evolutionary''' to Rocket, after having shot Lyla, ''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxyVol3''

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->"Are pumas known for their whining?"
-->--'''''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000''''' on ''Film/ThePumaman''
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-->--'''[[ComicBook/CivilWar Penance]]''', ''Deadpool/[=GLI=] Summer Fun Spectacular''

->'''Tombstone engraving:''' "Here lies Squidward's hopes and dreams."

->[[AC:Here lies Squidward's hopes and dreams]]
-->--Engraving on a tombstone, ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants''[[note]]'''Mr. Krabs:''' What a baby.[[/note]]

->''For two decades I have waited for the next [[Music/KurtCobain Cobain]], a voice so original that it changes the face of rock 'n' roll. Finally, this year, an outsider came along who broke the stranglehold of processed pop and became a global sensation. It's just too bad that the artist in question [[{{Music/Gotye}} is a Belgian emo guy]] who can't handle a simple breakup with a hint of grace. "'''''You didn't have to stoooooop so low...'''''" You make Music/AlanisMorissette sound like Music/{{Slayer}}. You are [[DeadHorseGenre rock's genocide.]] [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Also, the next time you film yourself naked for a video,]] [[FanDisservice wash your feet.]]''
-->--'''[[http://www.gq.com/entertainment/celebrities/201212/least-influential-people-2012#slide=5 Drew Magary]]''', "The 25 Least Influential People of 2012"

-->-- '''Johnny''', ''Film/TheRoom''

->'''Nick Fury:''' Thanks for your help, Spider-Man. There's always a place in this operation for a hero like you.
->'''Spider-Man:''' [In a Completely Angst Free Tone of Voice] Like I have time for that. I have a trigonometry exam tomorrow, my aunt needs me to pick-up a dozen eggs and I'm ''drowning'' in angst.

-->--'''[[http://www.eruditorumpress.com/blog/youre-fast-becoming-prey-to-every-cliché-ridden-convention-in-the-american-west-a-town-called-mercy/ Dr. El Sandifer]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E3ATownCalledMercy "A Town Called Mercy"]]

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->''"I'm feeling cranky and pubescent today, and I don't know why! I think I'll take it out on people I like! Grrrr!"''
-->--'''Literature/HarryPotter''', ''WebVideo/PotterPuppetPals''
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->"I watched an anime once. Dude pulled a gun at the start of the episode, fired it at the end, and everything in-between was angst! I wouldn't mind, but he '''[[EightDeadlyWords missed!]]'''"

-->--'''''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000''''' on ''Film/PumaMan''

->Also WOW LOOK AT THAT ANGST \\\

->''Why are you all so miserable? CHEER UP! It's nearly Christmas! What's wrong with yah? Yah get presents at Christmas!''

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-->-- '''[[ComicBook/CivilWar Penance]]''', ''Deadpool/[=GLI=] Summer Fun Spectacular''

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/MeetTheRobinsons''

-->-- '''''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000''''' on ''Film/PumaMan''

-->-- '''Music/JonathanCoulton''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgSa8Ca3iKs "Someone Is Crazy"]]

-->-- '''Music/GreenDay''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTwJo0HeNmU "Basket Case"]]

-->-- '''Music/TomLehrer''', ''Music/ThatWasTheYearThatWas''

--> --'''Creator/RogerEbert''' on ''[[Literature/{{Twilight}} New Moon]]''

-->-- '''Carver''' towards Anders, ''VideoGame/DragonAgeII''

-->-- '''Franklin''' to Michael and Trevor, ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoV''

-->-- '''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'''''

-->-- '''[[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner Strong Bad]]''', after his Compy is destroyed, ''sbemail 118: virus''

-->-- ''Webcomic/TheInexplicableAdventuresOfBob''

-->-- ''Webcomic/{{xkcd}}'' [[http://xkcd.com/97/]]

-->-- Webcomic/{{Hiimdaisy}} - [[VideoGame/{{Metal Gear Solid 2 Sons of Liberty}} Lets Destroy Metal Gear Again!]]

-->-- '''Jerkhief''', WebComic/{{Sonichu}}

-->-- '''Evan Stanley''''s [[https://spiritsonic.tumblr.com/post/179374094964/what-killed-amy-knuckles-and-tails-shadow reaction]] towards Shadow's wangst in issue 1 of ''Webcomic/GhostsOfTheFuture'', [[SelfDeprecation her]] ''Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog'' fancomic

-->-- '''[[http://www.eruditorumpress.com/blog/youre-fast-becoming-prey-to-every-cliché-ridden-convention-in-the-american-west-a-town-called-mercy/ Dr. El Sandifer]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E3ATownCalledMercy "A Town Called Mercy"]]

-->--Chris Sims and David Uzumeri [[http://comicsalliance.com/smallville-recap-supergirl-episode-3-season-10/ on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Supergirl")

-->-- '''Blog/TheComicsCurmudgeon''' [[http://joshreads.com/?p=22516#comments on]] ''ComicStrip/FunkyWinkerbean''

-->-- ''[[http://www.theonion.com/articles/horoscope-for-the-week-of-may-5-2004,11947/ The Onion horoscope for Cancer]]

-->-- '''[[WebAnimation/TerribleWritingAdvice JP Beaubien]]''', ''[[http://jpbeaubien.com/terrible-writing-advice-chapter-32-grimdark/ My Honest Thoughts on Grimdark]]''

-->-- '''Sasuke Uchiha''', ''WebVideo/NarutoTheAbridgedComedyFandubSpoofSeriesShow''

--> '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' on ''Film/BatmanAndRobin''

-->---'''Rarity''', ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'', [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E14SuitedForSuccess Suited For Success]]

-->---'''Ren Höek''', ''WesternAnimation/TheRenAndStimpyShow'', [[Recap/RenandStimpy1x03SpaceMadnessTheBoyWhoCriedRat Space Madness]]

-->-- '''Creator/UrsulaKLeGuin''', "Literature/TheOnesWhoWalkAwayFromOmelas"

->'''Spider-Man:''' Like I have time for that. I have a trigonometry exam tomorrow, my aunt needs me to pick-up a dozen eggs and I'm ''drowning'' in angst.

-->--'''Henry''', ''WesternAnimation/ThomasTheTankEngine'', "Coal"

->''There’s this massive drama about bringing Suzie back to life, but she wasn’t exactly scary in the first place…merely a mild annoyance, but this is Torchwood, so ''WE’VE GOT TO TREAT EVERYTHING SERIOUSLY.'' I’ve seen Indira Varma in other programmes (she took part in a dramatisation of Caryl Churchill’s ''Top Girls'' and she was astonishing), but saddling her with the character of Suzie gives her nothing to play about with. It's a dreary performance for a dreary role without a hint of charisma or screen presence. I could feel [[DarknessInducedAudienceApathy my lust for life ebbing away]] with every second I spent with the character.''

->''"Hey, it's a new plotline in ''ComicStrip/{{Crankshaft}}'', and here, in the very first panel, you can see a brief glimmer of happiness! I think Pam's [[TheUnsmile supposed to be smiling?]] But by panel three, she's already managed, with zero input from anyone else, to talk herself into Funkyverse-typical heavy-lidded depression. Not... ''[[CoolAndUnusualPunishment the food truck rodeo!]]'' I dunno, I think of a gathering of food trucks in a public space when the weather's nice to be a fun way to spend lunch, but I'm sure we'll find out what's wrong with it soon enough.''