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Quotes: Walking Disaster Area
"My name is VASH THE STAMPEDE!! Forgive the lack of warning, but it's time for my daily massacre! If you do not believe I am the real thing, take a good look at me and start freaking out!!"
Vash the Stampede, Trigun, trying to avoid civilian casualties.

Q: It's the insurance damage waiver for your beautiful new car. Will you need collision coverage?
James Bond: Yes.
Q': Fire?
James Bond: Probably.
Q: Property destruction?
James Bond: Definitely.

Rainbow Dash: Now, careful, Derpy! Don't want to do any more damage than you've already done.
Derpy Hooves: *jumping on a thunder cloud* I just don't know what went wrong.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah. It's a mystery.

James Bond: We need to talk.
Zukovsky: Why am I suddenly worried that I'm not carrying enough insurance?

Fighter: Y'know, I assumed this Hero of Destiny thing would involve a lot less devastation in our wake.
Red Mage: In our defense, those cities might have burned down on their own. That we were there every time it happened is possibly a coincidence.
Eight Bit Theater, Episode 720: A Lesson Is Learned But The Damage Is Going To Take Forever To Clean Up

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