"Nice booby trap."
— Eddie Valiant, Who Framed Roger Rabbit
"Ooh. What else you got in there?"
— Yakko, Animaniacs
"What's with that human typhoon? I mean, how the heck did you pull that thing out? From the 'magical valley'? (Between those hills?)"
— Negima! Magister Negi Magi, chapter 276
"I need both hands, Professor Palmer."
— Wonder Woman, Justice League Unlimited, "Dark Heart"
"Well! Some squirrels get all the nuts!"
— Luka Redgrave, Bayonetta 2, commenting on the squirrel Bayonetta is carrying
"Then, there was the time I lost my wallet between my pectorals."
— Kevin-In-Zidgel's-Body, 3-2-1 Penguins!
Det. Amy Santiago: Sir, Jake really pissed me off and I want to help you take him down.
Captain Holt: Well, that's an intriguing proposition. You certainly could be useful: [Suddenly yelling at her breasts] To JAKE!!! I got you, Peralta! You're not fooling anyone!
Det. Amy Santiago: Why does everyone think that's where a camera would be?!
Captain Holt: Because the cleavage cloaks the camera in its curves!
Captain Holt: Well, that's an intriguing proposition. You certainly could be useful: [Suddenly yelling at her breasts] To JAKE!!! I got you, Peralta! You're not fooling anyone!
Det. Amy Santiago: Why does everyone think that's where a camera would be?!
Captain Holt: Because the cleavage cloaks the camera in its curves!
Boomstick: And she (Mai Shiranui) keeps an unlimited supply of fans she can throw. Which I'm guessing she keeps in her non-existent bra.
Wiz: That's right.
Boomstick: Really? I was just making a joke about her gigantic boobs.
Wiz: That's right.
Boomstick: Really? I was just making a joke about her gigantic boobs.
"Mabel gives a new meaning to the phrase, 'gun rack'."
— Penn Jillette comments on a Real Life example being interviewed on Penn & Teller: Bullshit!
Camilla: Look at this map.
Avatar: Did...did you just pull that out of your bra?
Camilla: Where else would I keep it?
Avatar: Did...did you just pull that out of your bra?
Camilla: Where else would I keep it?
We don't just have a normal inventory. The game likes to go out of its way to tell us Granny is storing everything in her bra, called the "Bra-ventory". Gee, how clever. I don't know why they did this. I mean, God forbid an old woman carry a big purse. Never heard of that one before. Or just ignore how she's carrying all this stuff entirely, like 95% of all other graphic adventure games.
"The best thing I ever did was figure out how to hide a pistol in my brassiere. The second best thing I ever did was let Thomas figure out how to find it, but that's a story for another day."
— Alice Healy, InCryptid
"If we just keep the cameras rolling and shoot a lot of crap eventually Annie is going to reach down her shirt and pull out a laser bomb. I didn't write that, we didn't plan that. God made that happen."
— Abed, Community, "Intro to Recycled Cinema"
Two girls walked in the room and sat down. I wouldn't have trusted either one of them. Both of them wearing a gun, and they didn't think I knew it. A thigh holster. Both of them had on full skirts. It was so obvious, the way they sat, because no woman sits with her feet flat-footed on the floor for a long period of time. It was obvious what was perched right there, underneath that skirt. The old pistola.
Michael Decker, The Underground Empire by James Mills
