Quotes / Urban Fantasy

Q: Is there a story behind the street "Killington Way"?
A: Behind it? No. But it is built on top of an ancient evil burial ground, which is built on top of an even ancienter evil Aztec sacrificial altar, which is built on top of a demonized Viking shipyard, which is built on top of a wicked wizard's pizza palace, which is built on top of a leviathan preschool, which is built on top of- LOOK, JUST DON'T DRIVE DOWN THE ROAD!

Redlitch: You think of witches meeting on a blasted heath, don't you?
Shep: I don't think I think of their meeting at all.
Gillian: Where do they meet? Do you know?
Redlitch: Sure, I know. One of their main places is up in Harlem. It's an old vaudeville house. There's another down in the Village. And sometimes they have them in a suite of offices on the top of the Woolworth Building. You'd be amazed what's going on under your nose that you'd never suspect. Talk about spy-rings and organized vice — they're nothing compared to it.

Singer: He's a magical pony flying through the sky on a whirlwind adventure...
Military Officer: Shoot it down.
[pony is killed by a rocket launcher]

[Strange is handed a card with "Shambala" written on it]
Stephen Strange: Well what's this, my mantra?
Mordo: It's the wi-fi password. We're not savages.