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Comic Books
"Only a guy with my nutty luck could end up being his own competition!"
— Peter Parker, The Amazing Spider-Man #6
Fan Works
[immediately following a mutual team Unmasking]
Marinette: [to Adrien] You... motherfucker!
Adrien: I had no idea I swear! Okay I knew about most of them and guessed on Alya and Nino because it was becoming a coincidence but I had no idea you were—
Marinette: Do you have any idea? Do you have any idea how much confusion and heartbreak you've caused me because of this? We are in a goddamn lovesquare!
Alya: [headdesk] Oh my god it's a lovesquare.
Adrien: A love square?
Marinette: [attacks him]
Adrien: Bugaboo we can talk about this!
Marinette: [attacks him harder]
[this goes on for several minutes before Marinette manages to tackle Adrien to the ground and straddle him]
Adrien: I'm getting some mixed signals here.
Marinette: Good. Because you're the idiot I keep rejecting you for!
Adrien: Oh. You know what that's valid, you can kill me.
Marinette: [to Adrien] You... motherfucker!
Adrien: I had no idea I swear! Okay I knew about most of them and guessed on Alya and Nino because it was becoming a coincidence but I had no idea you were—
Marinette: Do you have any idea? Do you have any idea how much confusion and heartbreak you've caused me because of this? We are in a goddamn lovesquare!
Alya: [headdesk] Oh my god it's a lovesquare.
Adrien: A love square?
Marinette: [attacks him]
Adrien: Bugaboo we can talk about this!
Marinette: [attacks him harder]
[this goes on for several minutes before Marinette manages to tackle Adrien to the ground and straddle him]
Adrien: I'm getting some mixed signals here.
Marinette: Good. Because you're the idiot I keep rejecting you for!
Adrien: Oh. You know what that's valid, you can kill me.
Live Action TV
"You gotta be kiddin' me, you are jealous of yourself?"
—Santo (regarding Coraje), Padre Coraje
Cat Grant: I know Lois still has a thing for Superman. How does that work?
Clark Kent: Oh, it's fine. We have an... arrangement.
Cat Grant: How... modern!
Clark Kent: What? N-no!
Kara Danvers: [cracks up]
Clark Kent: Oh, it's fine. We have an... arrangement.
Cat Grant: How... modern!
Clark Kent: What? N-no!
Kara Danvers: [cracks up]
Web Comic
Oshiga Sukoya: Oh, jeez. I'm totally in love with her. I wish Doujima Taiga would take me as her wife~ Just kidding!
Hariyama Teruko/Doujima Taiga: W-Well, uh, t-that Doujima Taiga is actually... someone I'd like to check out myself~ (thinks) I'm too embarrassed to tell heeeeeeeeer!
Hariyama Teruko/Doujima Taiga: W-Well, uh, t-that Doujima Taiga is actually... someone I'd like to check out myself~ (thinks) I'm too embarrassed to tell heeeeeeeeer!
Web Video
The Whole Love Square at Once (Marinette | Ladybug/Adrien | Chat Noir): You have waded through over three years and seventy episodes worth of emotional investment in the relationship equivalent of a Scooby Doo door gag, and it has smoothed over your brain and turned it to mush. You've gotten to the point where any time you see these two clowns alone together, your mind reverts back to that of a seven year old girl frantically smashing her dolls' faces together and yelling "NOW KISS!!!!".
Western Animation
Bender: That's right, baby, I ain't your lover boy Flexo, the guy you love so much, you even love anybody pretending to be him!
Angelyne: Well, maybe I love you so much I love you no matter who you're pretending to be!
Bender: Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that!
Angelyne: Well, maybe I love you so much I love you no matter who you're pretending to be!
Bender: Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that!
— Futurama
Fry: Uh, this is a bit awkward. Or is it?
Leela: I'm not sure. I lost track around the second robot.
Leela: I'm not sure. I lost track around the second robot.
— Futurama
