"111-1111. Lois? Damn. 111-1112. Lois? Damn. 111-1113..."
— Stewie, attempting to figure out his home phone number
Desperate, Marooned Astronaut Tries To Use Every Item With Every Other Item
"I am shocked and appalled that guessing at random has not yielded better results."
— Snake, Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors
"What an interesting and not-at-all arbitrarily random idea!"
— Strong Bad, pouring physical enhancement powder down a hole in the ground in Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People: Homestar Ruiner
Phoenix: The testimony... contradicts the evidence!
Judge: [beat] No.
''"So, now, as always, we come upon the old point-and-click adventure game adage of having to try EVERYTHING with EVERYTHING. You on you, and occasionally trying you WITH you... on you... it di- it didn't work..."