Molly: JD, you just don't have that edgy mean streak that I'm attracted to.
JD: (Shoves Turk into the bushes as he walks by) You were saying?
Molly: Sorry. I'm attracted to damaged, dysfunctional people, and you're just too normal.
JD: (Shoves Turk into the bushes as he walks by) You were saying?
Molly: Sorry. I'm attracted to damaged, dysfunctional people, and you're just too normal.
—Scrubs, "My Last Chance"
Hawke: So, that explains your whole sexy-tortured-look.
Anders: Perhaps I should check a looking-glass more often.
Anders: Perhaps I should check a looking-glass more often.
Fenris: I don't "brood".
Varric: Friend, if your brooding were any more impressive, women would swoon as you passed. They'd have broody babies in your honor.
Varric: Friend, if your brooding were any more impressive, women would swoon as you passed. They'd have broody babies in your honor.
"Oh, Buffy! I love you so much I almost forgot to BROOD!"
— Wesley mocking Angel
(262): But he's like a baby bird with a broken wing that I want to FUCK.
— Texts From Last Night
Wonder Woman: I see. No dating for the Batman - it might cut into your brooding time.
Batman: One: dating within the team always leads to disaster. Two: you're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues - lots of issues.
Batman: One: dating within the team always leads to disaster. Two: you're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues - lots of issues.
"Nobody will ever understand the torment I feel. The torment of an extremely attractive ninja who is lusted after by pretty much every girl he's ever met. Mine is indeed a tormented existence. Filled with torment. And girls. Girls with their breasts. They torment me so."
— Sasuke via LittleKuriboh
"You can't not like a guy with that much pain in him....You know how a dog will be mean and snarl at you, then you pat him, and he's all over you with affection?"
— Elia Kazan on James Dean
Eventually Katherine's labors brought her a flatpic of Dev-Em. Unruly ginger-colored hair that spilled across his forehead framing deep brown eyes that danced with mischief and a striking smile that made her shake her rueful head.
"I'll bet you were a devil, you were," she thought.
"I'll bet you were a devil, you were," she thought.
How did you know
I had a weakness
for dykes
with short hair
and broken hearts
I had a weakness
for dykes
with short hair
and broken hearts
— "Femme Fatale" by Susan Kane
(singing) "Pretty Boys with problems! Yeah!"
—Anime Abandon on the main characters of Mobile Suit Gundam Wing
Sociopath: There's still time to leave and find a non-crazy girl.
