Molly: JD, you just don't have that edgy mean streak that I'm attracted to.
JD: {Shoves Turk into the bushes as he walks by} You were saying?
Molly: Sorry. I'm attracted to damaged, dysfunctional people, and you're just too normal.

Hawke: So, that explains your whole sexy-tortured-look.

Anders: Perhaps I should check a looking-glass more often.

Fenris: I don't brood.

Varric: Friend, if your brooding were any more impressive, women would swoon as you passed. They'd have broody babies in your honor.

"Oh, Buffy! I love you so much I almost forgot to BROOD!"

(262): But he's like a baby bird with a broken wing that I want to FUCK.

Diana: I see. No dating for the Batman - it might cut into your brooding time.

Bruce: One: dating within the team always leads to disaster. Two: you're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues - lots of issues.

Nobody will ever understand the torment I feel. The torment of an extremely attractive ninja who is lusted after by pretty much every girl he's ever met. Mine is indeed a tormented existence. Filled with torment. And girls. Girls with their breasts. They torment me so.