"Guys, I'm SK/maf."
— Every bad jester ever, and some actual SK/Mafia pretending to be bad jesters
"I swear I'm doctor."
— Every Bad SK ever
(On Day 2) "Guys, I'm sheriff, and [x] is mafia"
— Every bad Exe ever, and the occasional Sheriff
"How do I copy will?"
— Every bad Evil role ever
"[Role] is fucked."
— Dead chat right before a game ends
"[Role] is tarnation."
— The previous quote, put through the game's swear filter
"Stupid Town."
— Anyone, when the Town is full of idiots
"Kill me please mafia"
— Bad Veteran baiting
"GUYS I'M MAYOR"
— Even worse Veteran baiting
"How do I jail someone?"
— Overused Veteran Baiting.
