Quotes: Total Eclipse of the Plot

"ITZZ 2 DRK!!! WHO TRNDD OFF DA SUN!@?!?"
Housemaster, Arfenhouse Teh Movie Too

Novice: Oh, God, please answer this prayer by not answering this prayer. [The sun goes black.] Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! I did a paradox at God and I've destroyed God! I'm such an asshole and now we're all doomed!
Monk: Whoah! You're not an asshole and you can't destroy God. It's just a solar eclipse.
[beat]
Solar eclipses are God's way of resetting after a paradox. Asshole.