Quotes: The Theme Park Version
The mighty ocean... Cradle of life... Trivialized for your amusement
at Eggman's Incredible Interstellar Amusement Park!
So naturally, if you live in the states, the first thing you're probably gonna do is compare this
map to the real thing! So, Atlanta should be right around here which is—...Chattanooga?
And it's just a few miles inland from....Daytona Beach
....That map is what got me interested. It's adorable. It's like they took all the boring parts of the United States and tried to mush the rest of it back to together good enough to still hold shape. It's about 80 miles across instead of 3000, and that's why you can see Miami Beach from space
Meanwhile, Ramirez is still in Scotland. You can tell because in Scotland there's CONSTANT BAGPIPE MUSIC.
As if the outrageous sexual politics of Fair Haven weren’t enough somebody on the Voyager
writing staff suddenly realised that they hadn’t allowed the populace of this mock Irish village to indulge in that drabbest of Trek
clichés...Seamus (still one of the most godawful stereotypes) witnessing Tommy boy committing acts of unholy magic through unnatural means!
This is going to be a long
hour. When these dreadful Irish caricatures
started talking about another Irish town where the potatoes stopped growing and the cows stopped giving milk when a group of spirit folk visited I could hear Ireland cutting off diplomatic relations with America.