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Your excellence tried the best fighters
Who've adventured far and wide,
But I promise that you've never
Met a troupe so qualified.
There's Grog, our mighty giant, he's a simple-minded hulk,
And Percy's pepperbox can blow apart your fucking skull.
Nature hath no fury quite like Keyleth the Ashari
Controlling plants and animals, she's a magical safari.
The twins Vex and Vax - she shoots, he hides in the pitch
They're stealthy and quite deadly,
But I forget which one is which.
(He's Vax.) (She's Vex.)
Pike's divinity is pure, her hands can always heal
Oh, and did I mention we have a bear? Trinket. No big deal.
And as for myself?
My name is Scanlan, the man with the phat purple hand,
My music's the jam, goin' ham, ya can't stand it,
Get some water, hide your daughters-
(Ahem!)
Oh, uh...sorry.
Brave warriors are we and far more clever than a fox
They'll tell tale of our exploits in the Legend of Voooooooooxxxxxxxxx Machina!
The Legend of Vox Machina

It's cold outside
And you're not alright,
Wish you could see her
Wish you could hear her.
As the days go by
Without you by my side
Just wanna be near you
All these tears I cry for you
You're in my cold and hopeless heart tonight
When will we ever get to fly away
I've never felt so lonely
When we're worlds apart with no end in sight
Will we always have to live in the past
Starin' at the hourglass
And longing for a life
With you
With you

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