History Quotes / TheEeyore

You beg her to spare you\\

When along comes Debbie Downer!\\

When along comes Debbie Downer!\\ Always there to tell you 'bout a new disease\\

->''"You're enjoying your day, everything's going your way, when along comes Debbie Downer. Always there to tell you 'bout a new disease, a car accident, or killer bees. You beg her to spare you, 'Debbie, please!', but you can't stop Debbie Downer!"''

->''That’s right, Jubilee! There’s nothing 'cool' about having my psychic wife transport a gunfighter from the future and me into a digital world of danger and adventure! And if saying that makes me "lame," then I guess I’m just a big "lame!"''\\\
Oh, ComicBook/{{Cyclops}}. Of all the Cyclopses in the world, you’re the Cyclopsest.
-->--'''Chris Sims''', [[http://comicsalliance.com/bizarro-back-issues-the-x-men-pizza-and-cyberspace-together-at-last-1993/ "The X-Men, Pizza and Cyberspace, Together at Last"]]

And I thought to myself... NOPE. No fucking way. I had two sons and I wasn't letting them grow up to be THAT. I'd far prefer they grow up to become dipshit Maryland lax bros. ANYTHING is preferable...That's how much you motherfuckers suck. All those titles in every sport and you're all STILL unhappy. All the fucking time. If my team had three rings, I would skip around my neighborhood naked all day long, throwing cupcake sprinkles at everyone.''
-->--'''Drew Magary''', [[http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-new-england-patriots-1629216508 Why Your Team Sucks 2014: New England Patriots"]]

->''HIS FACE! I love [[Music/KanyeWest Kanye’s]] grumpy face. He looks like he’s taking a messy diarrhea in a public bathroom and just noticed that there’s no toilet paper in that stall. He looks like a sad kid whose parents forgot to pick him up from school and it just started to rain. He looks like a hungover you sitting in your cubicle on a Monday staring at a picture of Kanye looking like he has the Mondays. Kanye looks like he’s pissed and throwing an internal hissy fit because his cool camouflage shirt didn’t work and people can see him.''
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/02/02/so-i-guess-kanye-just-watched-that-nationwide-commercial/ Micheal K.]]'''

->''I'm quite used to being humiliated. I can even go and stick my head in a bucket of water if you like. Would you like me to go and stick my head in a bucket of water? I've got one ready. Wait a minute. ''(Splashing noises)'' There, does that satisfy you?''
-->--'''Marvin the Paranoid Android''', ''Radio/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy1978''

->''[[CatchPhrase I'm not happy.]]''
-->--'''Charity Bazaar''', ''[[WesternAnimation/{{Histeria}} Histeria!]]''

-->--'''The Utwig''', ''VideoGame/StarControlII''

Life...is so hollow.\\

->''I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.''
-->-- '''Marvin the Paranoid Android''''s [[EstablishingCharacterMoment first line]] in every incarnation of ''Franchise/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy''

-->'''Zor''', ''VideoGame/SonicLostWorld''

->'''Doomsday''': So here we are, survivors of the'' Tiger's Claw. ''I'm surprised there are so many of us left. Now all we need are Paladin and Maniac so we can all die together.\\
'''Spirit''': What a cheerful thought, Doomsday.
-->-- ''VideoGame/WingCommander II: Vengeance of the Kilrathi''

->'''Bobby Hill:''' I always thought you [[DrowningMySorrows drank]] and [[PostStressOvereating ate]] for fun?
->'''Bill Dauterive:''' Oh, don't feel sorry for me. Being alone isn't too bad, you don't have to dress to impress. Which frees up a lot of time that I usually fill with sleeping, 'cause being awake is too depressing.

-->--'''Marvin the Paranoid Android''', "Radio/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy"

-->-- '''Mog''', ''Machinima/FinalFantasyVIIMachinabridged''