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1->''That's right, Jubilee! There's nothing 'cool' about having my psychic wife transport a gunfighter from the future and me into a digital world of danger and adventure! And if saying that makes me "lame," then I guess I'm just a big "lame!"''\
2Oh, Cyclops. Of all the Cyclopses in the world, you’re the Cyclopsest.
3-->-- '''Chris Sims''', [[http://comicsalliance.com/bizarro-back-issues-the-x-men-pizza-and-cyberspace-together-at-last-1993/ "The X-Men, Pizza and Cyberspace, Together at Last"]]
4
5->''I eased the car up the driveway and pulled around to the entrance, and outside there were four students in Red Sox hats. They were [[UsefulNotes/{{Boston}} Massholes]] in spirit, even if we weren't technically in Massachusetts. They had the dirty stubble. They had the shitty hats. They had that typical asshole Boston sports fan look of arrogant misery. Looked like they had just punched out a packy store clerk for not having any Kodiak behind the counter.\
6And I thought to myself... NOPE. No fucking way. I had two sons and I wasn't letting them grow up to be THAT. I'd far prefer they grow up to become dipshit Maryland lax bros. ANYTHING is preferable... That's how much you motherfuckers suck. All those titles in every sport and you're all STILL unhappy. All the fucking time. If my team had three rings, I would skip around my neighborhood naked all day long, throwing cupcake sprinkles at everyone.''
7-->-- '''Drew Magary''', [[http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-new-england-patriots-1629216508 Why Your Team Sucks 2014: New England Patriots"]]
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9->''HIS FACE! I love Music/{{Kanye|West}}'s grumpy face. He looks like he's taking a messy diarrhea in a public bathroom and just noticed that there's no toilet paper in that stall. He looks like a sad kid whose parents forgot to pick him up from school and it just started to rain. He looks like a hungover you sitting in your cubicle on a Monday staring at a picture of Kanye looking like he has the Mondays. Kanye looks like he's pissed and throwing an internal hissy fit because his cool camouflage shirt didn't work and people can see him.''
10-->-- '''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/02/02/so-i-guess-kanye-just-watched-that-nationwide-commercial/ Micheal K.]]'''
11
12!!!Fiction
13->''It's not alright I've been avoiding\
14empty faces around me.\
15I know you depress yourself,\
16and hell, you're depressing me.''
17-->-- '''Music/GileahAndTheGhostTrain''', "The Emergency"
18
19->''Summertime is generally a happy time, making it my least favorite time of year.''
20-->-- '''Strong Sad''', ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner'', [[http://www.homestarrunner.com/somber.html "Somber Vacation"]]
21
22->''I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.''
23-->-- '''Marvin the Paranoid Android''''s [[EstablishingCharacterMoment first line]] in every incarnation of ''Franchise/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy''
24
25->''I'm quite used to being humiliated. I can even go and stick my head in a bucket of water if you like. Would you like me to go and stick my head in a bucket of water? I've got one ready. Wait a minute. ''[splashing noises]'' There, does that satisfy you?''
26-->-- '''Marvin the Paranoid Android''', ''Radio/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy1978''
27
28->''[[CharacterCatchphrase I'm not happy.]]''
29-->-- '''Charity Bazaar''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Histeria}}''
30
31->''Ugh. I suppose, as a courtesy, I should extend an appropriate greeting. On behalf of the Utwig Proctors I truly hope, for your sake, that your day has been better than ours, although this really isn't saying that much.''
32-->-- '''The Utwig''', ''VideoGame/StarControl II''
33
34->''We're all doomed.\
35Life... is so hollow.\
36Oh, what is the point?\
37I'll do what I can, but expect very little.\
38Onward, to futility!''
39-->-- '''Xan''', [[SarcasmMode resident cheerleader]], ''VideoGame/BaldursGate''
40
41->''I'm in despair! [[MadLibsCatchPhrase <subject of the episode's rant>]] has left me in despair!''
42-->-- '''Nozomu Itoshiki''', ''Manga/SayonaraZetsubouSensei''
43
44->''No one... came to my party.''
45-->-- '''Schwer-Muta Casasola Merkle''', ''VideoGame/{{Rosenkreuzstilette}}''
46
47->''Sigh... giving bad news is the one thing I actually enjoy.''
48-->-- '''Zor''', ''VideoGame/SonicLostWorld''
49
50->'''Doomsday:''' So here we are, survivors of the ''Tiger's Claw''. I'm surprised there are so many of us left. Now all we need are Paladin and Maniac so we can all die together.\
51'''Spirit:''' What a cheerful thought, Doomsday.
52-->-- ''[[VideoGame/WingCommanderTheKilrathiSaga Wing Commander II: Vengeance of the Kilrathi]]''
53
54->''Crying helps me slow down and obsess over the weight of life's problems.''
55-->-- '''Sadness''', ''WesternAnimation/InsideOut''
56
57->''[[AC:Existence is pain.]]''
58-->-- '''Mog''', ''WebAnimation/FinalFantasyVIIMachinabridged''
59
60->''Why smile? It doesn't accomplish anything.''
61-->-- '''Lady Tomoe''', ''VideoGame/DeadInVinland''
62
63->'''Bobby Hill:''' I always thought you [[DrowningMySorrows drank]] and [[PostStressOvereating ate]] for fun?\
64'''Bill Dauterive:''' Oh, don't feel sorry for me. Being alone isn't too bad, you don't have to dress to impress. Which frees up a lot of time that I usually fill with sleeping, 'cause being awake is too depressing.
65-->-- ''WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill'', "I'm With Cupid"
66
67->''You're enjoying your day\
68Everything's going your way\
69Then along comes Debbie Downer!\
70Always there to tell you 'bout a new disease\
71A car accident, or killer bees\
72You’ll beg her to spare you\
73"Debbie, please!"\
74But you can't stop Debbie Downer!''
75-->-- ''Series/SaturdayNightLive'', the "Debbie Downer" theme song
76
77->'''Blaze:''' So, did you have ''fun'' on your little adventures?\
78'''Silver:''' ''Nooo!'' I ''didn't!'' I didn't have fun at all! My eyeliner's ruined... my arms hurt... I got kicked in the head... I hate everything, and I didn't even know I could do that. I-I'm usually just sad.
79-->--''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006 WebVideo/RealTimeFandub''

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