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Quotes: The Eeyore
"Thatís right, Jubilee! Thereís nothing 'cool' about having my psychic wife transport a gunfighter from the future and me into a digital world of danger and adventure! And if saying that makes me 'lame,' then I guess Iím just a big 'lame!'

Oh, Cyclops. Of all the Cyclopses in the world, youíre the Cyclopsest."

"Summertime is generally a happy time, making it my least favorite time of year."

It's not alright I've been avoiding
empty faces around me.
I know you depress yourself,
and hell, you're depressing me.
Gileah and the Ghost Train, "The Emergency"

"I'm quite used to being humiliated. I can even go and stick my head in a bucket of water if you like. Would you like me to go and stick my head in a bucket of water? I've got one ready. Wait a minute."
(Splashing noises)
"There, does that satisfy you?"
Marvin the Paranoid Android, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

"I'm not happy."
Charity Bazaar, Histeria!

"Ugh. I suppose, as a courtesy, I should extend an appropriate greeting. On behalf of the Utwig Proctors I truly hope, for your sake, that your day has been better than ours, although this really isn't saying that much."
The Utwig, Star Control 2

We're all doomed. so hollow.
Oh, what is the point?
I'll do what I can, but expect very little.
Onward, to futility!

I'm in despair! <subject of the episode's rant> has left me in despair!
Nozomu Itoshiki, Sayonara, Zetsubou-Sensei

"No one... came to my party."
Schwer-Muta Casasola Merkle, RosenkreuzStilette

Gamal: How's it going?
Jeriah: Not too good — still alive.
Gamal: We need to talk.

"I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed."
Marvin the Paranoid Android's first line in every incarnation of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"Sigh... giving bad news is the one thing I actually enjoy."

Doomsday: So here we are, survivors of the Tiger's Claw. I'm surprised there are so many of us left. Now all we need are Paladin and Maniac so we cal all die together.
Spirit: What a cheerful thought, Doomsday.
Wing Commander II: Vengeance of the Kilrathi

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