"It's immoral to let a sucker keep his money."
—Canada Bill Jones, 19th century poker player
Dilbert: I'm just curious: Do you have any qualms about your business plan? Any at all?
Dogbert: I'm not sure. Do qualms make you wag?
"I just don't understand it: I lie, I cheat, I steal, and I just don't get any respect."
—Lt. Templeton "Faceman" Peck, The A-Team