Quotes / Technology Porn

"We'll battle using my new duel-disk system, because I have a hard-on for technology".

"The function of RAM is to give guys a way of deciding whose computer has the biggest, studliest, most tumescent MEMORY. This is important, because with today's complex software, the more memory a computer has, the faster it can produce error messages. So the bottom line is, if you're a guy, you cannot have enough RAM. BILL GATES currently has over 743 billion 'megs' of RAM, and he routinely feels the need to stuff a ZUCCHINI in his UNDERWEAR."
Dave Barry in Cyberspace