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->''"And now we see exactly what takes up the majority of time in this film: Stuff! Just- Just stuff! Ooh, look at that stuff go! Have you ever seen so much stuff happening at the same time? Ooh, now he's spinning some stuff! That stuff must be important because that stuff allows him to do this stuff! Oh, look out for that stuff! Knock that stuff over so you can pick up that other stuff while you're busy trying to handle this stuff! Stuff! Stuff! Stuff!"''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''', ''Film/{{Waterworld}}'' review
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->Ion-atmo engines, so silent you could hardly believe they could generate over 2 ''billion'' horsepower of thrust. Enough firepower in the dracon beams to carve Earth’s moon like a melon. Gravity-thrust control that could have me in Madagascar in the time it took for me to say the words. And the kind of stealth tech that could land me on the front lawn of any pizza joint in Antananarivo without a single Earth radar noticing my existence.\\
I caressed the controls, enjoying the way they lit up under my touch.\\
Bug fighters were mopeds, the Pool ship a school bus. This right here? This was a Ferrari.\\
<You planning to fly this thing, or take it out for dinner?> Rachel snarked.\\
“Oh, shut up,” I muttered. It was a nice ship, okay?
-->-- ''Fanfic/{{Eleutherophobia}}: How I Live Now''
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->''"The function of RAM is to give guys a way of deciding whose computer has the biggest, studliest, most tumescent MEMORY. This is important, because with today's complex software, the more memory a computer has, the faster it can produce error messages. So the bottom line is, if you're a guy, you cannot have enough RAM. BILL GATES currently has over 743 billion 'megs' of RAM, and he routinely feels the need to stuff a ZUCCHINI in his UNDERWEAR."''

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->''"The function of RAM is to give guys a way of deciding whose computer has the biggest, studliest, most tumescent MEMORY. This is important, because with today's complex software, the more memory a computer has, the faster it can produce error messages. So the bottom line is, if you're a guy, you cannot have enough RAM. BILL GATES currently has over 743 billion 'megs' of RAM, and he still routinely feels the need to stuff a ZUCCHINI in his UNDERWEAR."''
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-->-- '''Kaiba''', ''{{Yu Gi Oh The Abridged Series}}''.

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-->-- '''Kaiba''', ''{{Yu Gi Oh The Abridged Series}}''.
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---> '''Kaiba''', ''{{Yu Gi Oh The Abridged Series}}''.

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->''"The function of RAM is to give guys a way of deciding whose computer has the biggest, studliest, most tumescent MEMORY. This is important, because with today's complex software, the more memory a computer has, the faster it can produce error messages. So the bottom line is, if you're a guy, you cannot have enough RAM. BILL GATES currently has over 743 billion 'megs' of RAM, and he routinely feels the need to stuff a ZUCCHINI in his UNDERWEAR."''
-->-- ''Creator/DaveBarry in Cyberspace''

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