"(reading aloud) OHMYSHIT WTF ASSHOLES Y R U BEING EVIL CHEATERS!
(commentary) Becaause you're a douche."
(commentary) Becaause you're a douche."
— gubgub434
's Dramatic Reading of Naruto Veangance Revelaitons
's Dramatic Reading of Naruto Veangance RevelaitonsLorelai: He told you he's leaving her? He's told you he's moving out, they're getting divorced, he's got a lawyer, they've divided up the monster-truck season tickets?
Rory: We didn't get around to discussing everything. [...]
Lorelai: You of all people—the girl who thinks everything through, the list maker—you didn't think to discuss those things before jumping into bed with a married guy?
Rory: He's not a "married guy", he's Dean, my Dean.
Lorelai: He's not your Dean, he's Lindsay's Dean. You're the other woman!
Rory: I told you, it's over!
Lorelai: It's not over until he's out of the house with the ring off. [...]
Rory: He's in love with me, not Lindsay.
Lorelai: Does Lindsay know that?
Rory: She's not good for him, okay? She lets him quit school and work himself to death and—
Lorelai: No, no, Rory, you can't be one of those girls who blames the wife for forcing the husband to cheat.
Rory: He wasn't cheating!
Lorelai: He was cheating, Rory, and you were cheating with him. There's no other way to spin that, kid.
Rory: We didn't get around to discussing everything. [...]
Lorelai: You of all people—the girl who thinks everything through, the list maker—you didn't think to discuss those things before jumping into bed with a married guy?
Rory: He's not a "married guy", he's Dean, my Dean.
Lorelai: He's not your Dean, he's Lindsay's Dean. You're the other woman!
Rory: I told you, it's over!
Lorelai: It's not over until he's out of the house with the ring off. [...]
Rory: He's in love with me, not Lindsay.
Lorelai: Does Lindsay know that?
Rory: She's not good for him, okay? She lets him quit school and work himself to death and—
Lorelai: No, no, Rory, you can't be one of those girls who blames the wife for forcing the husband to cheat.
Rory: He wasn't cheating!
Lorelai: He was cheating, Rory, and you were cheating with him. There's no other way to spin that, kid.
— Gilmore Girls discusses this trope
Anthony:…I just want to talk.
Elizabeth: ok.
Anthony: I miss you. I miss the fun and the laughter and the thoughts we shared. You were always so easy to get along with. I want to be part of your life again!
Elizabeth: You’re married. How can you be part of my life? I’m no home-wrecker, Anthony!
Anthony: I have no home!
Elizabeth: ok.
Anthony: I miss you. I miss the fun and the laughter and the thoughts we shared. You were always so easy to get along with. I want to be part of your life again!
Elizabeth: You’re married. How can you be part of my life? I’m no home-wrecker, Anthony!
Anthony: I have no home!
— For Better or for Worse using this trope to justify Anthony emotionally cheating on his wife.
