When I asked for sons?''
Bob: Oh yes, sir. [Bursts out laughing for no reason and growls like a tiger]
Blackadder: [Not fooled for a minute] You wouldn't say that you were a girl, at all?
Bob: [nervously] Oh, definitely not sir! I understand cricket, I fart in bed, everything.
Blackadder: Let me put it another way, Bob. You are a girl. And you're a girl with as much talent for disguise as a giraffe in dark glasses trying to get into a "Polar bears only" golf club.
I never was afraid to lie down among the men,
And taking off my clothes, I often gave a smile,
To think I lay with soldiers, but a maiden all the while.