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Quotes / Sweeps Week Lesbian Kiss

"It was then that I made a startling discovery... Lesbians equal ratings."
Howard Stern, Private Parts

"Lana instantly changes into a vampire. Of course, changing into a vampire usually requires a little bit of time, but hey.... Apparently, being a vampire turns you into a total nymph, too. No wait. That's sweeps."
Neal Bailey on Smallville ("Thirst")

Ansem: Ah, that special time of year where we renegotiate contracts. List your demands.
Zexion: Topping our list for the 4th straight season, we want lesbian fan service.
Ansem: I've told you, not until we need a cheap ratings boost.