->''"It was then that I made a startling discovery... Lesbians equal '''ratings.'''"''
-->--'''HowardStern''', ''Private Parts''

->''"Lana instantly changes into a vampire. Of course, changing into a vampire usually requires a little bit of time, but hey.... Apparently, being a vampire turns you into [[HornyDevils a total nymph]], too. No wait. That's sweeps."''\\
--'''Neal Bailey''' [[http://www.supermanhomepage.com/tv/tv.php?topic=reviews/smallville5-ep05 on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Thirst")

->'''Ansem:''' Ah, that special time of year where we renegotiate contracts. List your demands.
->'''Zexion:''' Topping our list for the 4th straight season, we want lesbian fan service.
->'''Ansem:''' I've told you, not until we need a cheap ratings boost.
-->--''WebComic/AnsemRetort''
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