Quotes / Super Window Jump

"Yes, well... We thought he was going through that window a little too often. That's why we put in the Plexiglass!"
Ted on Jack's frequent Super Window Jumps, Father Ted, "A Christmassy Ted"

"Nice entrance. Either you've never heard of a door, or you just like pulling glass out of your shorts."
The Joker to Batman and Robin, Batman: The Animated Series

"Our Headmaster is taking a short break," said Professor McGonagall, pointing at the Snape-shaped hole in the window.

"Can I come through here, or do I have to break my own window?"

Jump out the window! (Like a BOSS!)

"...it was never the hair and the leather jacket that made Max Payne iconic; it was adopting a comfortable beachside pose while in midair and half-in and half-out of a shattering window."
Zero Punctuation on the Max Payne series.

FRYLOCK: Uh, you're going to have to pay for that.
IGNIGNOKT: It's cool!
ERR: Yeah, it's cool!
FRYLOCK: No. It isn't.
IGNIGNOKT: Oh, it's not?
ERR: Well, we thought it was.
FRYLOCK: No. You're going to pay for that window, or I'm callin' the cops.