Quotes / Stout Strength

"People don't think fat men can fight. They think fat men are funny. They think wrong!"
Sgt. Jackrum, Monstrous Regiment

"Like all overweight people in comic books, Etta [Candy's]'s size was a special ability and not a health problem. If she met Nazis or mythological monsters - and she did a lot - she'd simply close her eyes and lean in their direction. This left gravity and momentum no choice but to kill them."

"Why would I want to feel skinny? Size is strength!"
Chen Stormstout, World of Warcraft: Mists of Pandaria

"Approximately two percent of my body mass is fat. Allow me to show you what 350 pounds of muscle is capable of!"