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Quotes: Star Trek: Voyager
"We were looking for a way to make the ratings soar
So we orchestrated an encounter with the Borg
Normally you'd think that that would get us into shit
But this one has a smashing ass and lovely set of tits!"
Voltaire, "The U.S.S. Make Shit Up"

"New quadrant, same old cliches."
SFDebris, "Heroes and demons"

Janeway: Hello, Jean-Luc. I'm an Admiral, and you're not.
Picard: Fuck off, bitch. I saved Earth a half-dozen times and all you did was find your way back there after getting lost.

Janeway: As woman, I am more likely to ask for directions home.

"Despite her loss, Seven of Nine is congratulated by the promoter for popping the ratings and being, as a hated Borg, such a great foreign heel. No, Iím not making this up, minus the wrestling jargon."

Janeway: How much do you know about the Telsians?
Dala: (Janeway impersonator) Just that they're a more gullible species than most.
Janeway: Tell her about your research, Mister Tuvok.
Tuvok: I beg your pardon, Captain?
Janeway: On Telsian law. I think it's only fair that we let our guest know what to expect.
Tuvok: The Telsian criminal justice system is rather barbaric.
Janeway: Tell her about the prisons.
Tuvok: Barely habitable. Inmates often die of malnutrition before they are brought to trial. Torture is commonplace, as is disease, including several incurable forms of psoriasis.
"Live Fast and Prosper"

Janeway: Psoriasis?
Tuvok: Improvisation is not foremost among my talents.
Janeway: Considering I caught you off guard, I thought your performance was exemplary.
Tuvok: Thank you, Captain. Was your order to call the Telsians part of the deception or did you actually want me to contact them?
Janeway: Not yet. Let's give Dala some time to think about those "barbaric prisons."
"Live Fast and Prosper"

The Doctor: Missing? The captain is... missing. Seems I've found myself on the voyage of the damned.
Time and Again

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