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"It's my stag do. My last night of freedom. Which is how some people might see it, but for me, it's the last night before the greatest adventure of my life."
Sky, Mamma Mia!

Interviewer: And what have you got planned for your bachelor party?
Harry: Well, obviously I've calmed down a lot since I met Meghan, so I'll probably just go nightclub, strip club, casino, brothel. Though, I might try LSD as well.
Meghan: Well, actually, we decided that Harry should have his stag night while we're here.
Harry: Yeah. It's a bit of a shame Wills won't be here, though. Or Rupes, Jonno, Grunter, Spunky, Nobbles, Shag Monster, Sir Vom-A-Lot, Lord Pissbucket, Mr Dirtchute—
Meghan: Yes, it is a shame, but we thought it would be more sensible to have it away from the British tabloids.
Harry: Yeah. Over here, I can go even more mental. Do you think the zoo would let me fight a leopard?

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