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Your Divine Beast whacked one of our guys; what are ya gonna do about it?
Don't play dumb; your goon tried to lay a hand on our Divine Beast first.
What's that, wise guy? You wanna go?
Bring it on, asshole!
Kumoko, paraphrasing a conflict she inadvertently caused between two countries.

I feel like I'm watching a spider vlog their life in a cave
— One of the top comment on episode 2 of the anime on crunchyroll.

god damn it, it became a food anime AGAIN!
— One of the top comment on episode 5 of the anime on crunchyroll, alluding to kumoko's reaction to the catfish.

From the intro, you can tell what Kumoko is up to!
Alright, here we go!
Just a normal girl in Classical Literature club
Then suddenly everything blew up
Some time passed and then I finally woke up
As a spider... Wah, what a chaos!

Here and there this topsy-curvy Kumoko
I'm in great trouble daily in the Great Labyrinth
It's eat or be eaten, so do your best, Kumoko
By the way, my starting stats are the lowest of the low (Eww!)
Awful enemies (yeah!) Unpleasant meals (yeah! yeah!)
I'm on the verge of crying, so unlucky
I wouldn't be upset even if someone burned down my home (yay!)
But my motto is, "I want my home back!"

Oooh, I had a dream of reincarnating in another world
I was the reincarnation of a beauty who was a winner in life

Ehh, isn't there any Reversal Skill?
Appraisal, Thread Control, Throw, Expel, Concentration, Perseverance, Satiation, Stealth, Evasion, Utility Thread, Poison Synthesis, Medicine Synthesis, Heretic Attack, Rot Attack, every kind of Evil Eye, Height of Occultism, Parallel Minds
And my last resort is a Depserate Attack!
ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
YEAH I WILL DO WHAT I NEED TO!!

Scratching through, bulldozing through with a lot of skills I'm full of bruises and cracks!!
(UWAAAAA)
I DON'T WANNA DIE I DON'T WANNA DIE I WANT TO STAY ALIVE I WANT TO STAY ALIVE I WANNA LIVE THROUGH THIS ALL
(UWAAAAA)
I DON'T WANT TO LIVE IN SUCH A SHITTY GAME IF I REINCARNATE I WANNA ENJOY LIFE WHY DID I GET SUCH A SAVAGE START I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU ADMINISTRATOR D THE GREAT LABYRINTH IS FULL AGAIN TODAY EVERYDAY IT'S HARD TO SURVIVE WELL MAYBE IT'S FUN IN ITS OWN WAY BUT I STILL CAN'T UNDERSTAND...
WHY AM I A SPIDER?!!
—"Do Your Best, Kumoko!", the anime's ending song where presumably both Kumoko and her actress Aoi Yūki are losing their minds.

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