Quotes / Sleeps with Everyone but You

Frasier: Roz, I've known you for, what, eight years now. And in that time I've seen you date hundreds of...
Roz: Careful!
Frasier: All right, dozens of men. Yet you never showed any interest in me... Well, anyway, I assumed it was because I wasn't your type. Then I see you drawn to someone who's similar to me.
Roz: You're jealous?
Frasier: Well, no, not jealous, not exactly. It's more along the lines of "Why everybody else and not me?"
Roz: Frasier, did you ever stop to think there may be something special about not being picked?
Frasier: Roz, that didn't work when I was cut from pee-wee football. It's not gonna work now.

"I'm just as surprised as you are."

All right! Now it's time to decide
Which lucky one of us is gonna be your lover tonight?
Danny: "Oh. I see you've chosen the football player...*Sighs* And the scientist...aaaand apparently the weightlifter as well...and the dragon...and Ninja Brian...and— the manticore!? He wasn't even in this song!

"You know the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut will screw anyone. A bitch will screw anyone but you."

"You've had a lotta dick Chase
But you ain't had mine"
Bloodhound Gang, The Ballad Of Chasey Lain

"Almost everyday I see beautiful young women carrying big signs that say LOVE ME."

"But below, in smaller print, they say "No. Not you".