Quotes / Slasher Movie

By sword, by pick, by axe, bye bye!

— Tagline of The Mutilator

Kevin: Mom, we're in a hurry! We're gonna go bowling with Anthony.
Eddie: And then to the movies!
Mom: What movie?
Eddie: Garden Tool Massacre. It's your basic slice-and-dice.
Mom: Your basic what?
Eddie: Well, this guy in a hockey mask, he chops up a few teenagers.
(Later)
Guy in theater: Watch this. He's gonna get the camp counselor with the hedge trimmer.
(Screams and ripping of flesh)
Guy in theater: I'll bet the girl gets away. Watch. She's gonna run in the lodge and hide. But he's gonna get her anyway!

— The Blob (1988)

Movie Character: Jamie! Jamie! C'mon, this isn't funny anymore! It's cold and I'm only wearing a very thin old t-shirt and tiny little panties!
Rallo: Don't go out there you hot dummy!
(Girl is killed by a Captain Ersatz of Jason Voorhees)

— The Cleveland Show ("Beer Walk!")

"It's Halloween, it's Prom Night, there's a psycho on the loose so don't open the door, don't answer the phone, don't look in the attic, don't go to the bathroom, don't go into the ocean and don't go into space 'cos no one can hear you scream!"

— Wacko (1983)

"All people want to see nowadays is men running around in ski masks, hacking up young virgins."

— Peter Vincent, Fright Night (1985)

Announcer: He was just the boy next door.
Old Man: Why, hello there, Danny! I didn't know it was hockey season.
Danny: Hey, can I borrow a knife?
Announcer: A deadly curse. A deranged killer. A small town in tears. Knife After Dark! Rated "R" for "Retarded".

— Radio advertisement in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City

"What's the point? They're all the same. Some stupid killer stalking some big breasted girl who can't act, who's always running up the stairs when she should be going out the front door. It's insulting."

— Sidney Prescott, Scream (1996)

Coming this Christmas to a theatre near you
The most horrifying film to hit the screen
There’s a homicidal maniac who finds a Cub Scout troop
And he hacks up two or three in every scene
Please don’t reveal the secret ending to your friends
Don’t spoil the big surprise
You won’t believe your eyes when you see
Nature Trail to Hell
Nature Trail to Hell
Nature Trail to Hell
In 3-Deeeeee…
Nature Trail to Hell (In 3-D!)
Nature Trail to Hell (In 3-D!)
Nature Trail to Hell
In 3-Deeeeee!

See severed heads that almost fall right in your lap
See that bloody hatchet coming right at you
No, you’ll… never see hideous effects like these again
‘Till we bring you Nature Trail to Hell Part 2
So bring the kids along, it’s good clean family fun
What have you got to lose?
If you like the six o’ clock news then you’ll love
Nature Trail to Hell
Nature Trail to Hell
Nature Trail to Hell
In 3-Deeeeee…
Nature Trail to Hell (In 3-D!)
Nature Trail to Hell (In 3-D!)
Nature Trail to Hell
In 3-Deeeeee!

— "Weird Al" Yankovic, "Nature Trail to Hell"

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