Kevin: Mom, we're in a hurry! We're gonna go bowling with Anthony.
Eddie: And then to the movies!
Mom: What movie?
Eddie: Garden Tool Massacre. It's your basic slice-and-dice.
Mom: Your basic what?
Eddie: Well, this guy in a hockey mask, he chops up a few teenagers.
Guy in theater: Watch this. He's gonna get the camp counselor with the hedge trimmer.
<Screams and ripping of flesh>
Guy in theater: I'll bet the girl gets away. Watch. She's gonna run in the lodge and hide. But he's gonna get her anyway!
— The Blob (1988)
Movie Character: Jamie! Jamie! C'mon, this isn't funny anymore! It's cold and I'm only wearing a very thin old t-shirt and tiny little panties!
Rallo: Don't go out there you hot dummy!
<Girl is killed by a Captain Ersatz of Jason Voorhees>
— The Cleveland Show ("Beer Walk!")
"It's Halloween, it's Prom Night, there's a psycho on the loose so don't open the door, don't answer the phone, don't look in the attic, don't go to the bathroom, don't go into the ocean and don't go into space 'cos no one can hear you scream!"
— Wacko (1983)
"All people want to see nowadays is men running around in ski masks, hacking up young virgins."
— Peter Vincent, Fright Night