Solicitorbot: (reading) To my loyal butler, You There, for his decades of service, I leave a pittance, to be paid in 20 equal installments of one-twentieth of a pittance each.
(Butler bursts into tears)
Solicitorbot: To my lazy, spoiled son, Tandy, who never learned the value of a dollar, I leave my entire $10 million fortune.
Tandy: (whispering to the Fembot next to him) Is that a lot?
Solicitorbot: And to my loving nephew, Bender, assuming he's not responsible for my death, I leave my castle.
Bender: Yes! Let's stay there tonight.
Solicitorbot: On condition that he spend one night within its walls.
Bender: Oh, man, there's always a catch!
(Butler bursts into tears)
Solicitorbot: To my lazy, spoiled son, Tandy, who never learned the value of a dollar, I leave my entire $10 million fortune.
Tandy: (whispering to the Fembot next to him) Is that a lot?
Solicitorbot: And to my loving nephew, Bender, assuming he's not responsible for my death, I leave my castle.
Bender: Yes! Let's stay there tonight.
Solicitorbot: On condition that he spend one night within its walls.
Bender: Oh, man, there's always a catch!
— Futurama
