Quotes / Show Some Leg

Rose: Are the words 'distract the guard' heading in my general direction?
Captain Jack: I don't think that's such a good idea.
Rose: Don't worry, I can handle it.
Jack: Ah, I've gotten to know Algy quite well since I've been town. Trust me - you're not his type. I'll distract him. Don't wait up.
— "The Doctor Dances", Doctor Who

Amy: Aw, he's jealous because I passed my test first time.
Rory: You cheated, you wore a skirt!
Amy: I didn't wear a skirt.
(Beat)
Rory: That would've worked too...
Amy: No, no, I did wear a skirt, but it was any old skirt.
Rory: You ever see Amy drive, Doctor?
Doctor: No.
Rory: Neither did her driving examiner.

Show a guy a little tail and you can sell 'im a box of burnt gravel.

Karla: O heaven, I seem to have ripped my dress, revealing a ripe pair of swelling, heaving bosoms! Will someone help me put them back in?
Kremmen: Seventeen guards were killed in the rush...
Kremmen of the Star Corps

Dunne: I was three feet away from a known terrorist, and I had my eyes buried in some broad's tits.
Santoro: Well, Kevin, this might not make you feel better, but don't you see? That's what she was there for, that was the plan. To give you a boner. And you got one! Congratulations, you're human.
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