Quotes / Shovel Strike

"Judases! I have used this Mann Co. shovel for twelve years! It does not blog! It does not biodegrade! It barely digs holes! But it is mine and AGGGGGH IT IS ON FIRE!"

—The Soldier, Team Fortress 2: "The Mac Update"

*clang* "I love you, shovel.

— Emerson, Pushing Daisies

"Prepare to taste justice! Shovel justice!"

— Shovel Knight

Headmaster Hayden Montag: I recommend delivery of a swift, decapitating blow with a spade. A fire axe has a distressing tendency to rebound from the vertebrae.

Annabel Usher: ...From experience, aye?

Headmaster Hayden Montag: A teacher is only as good as his tools.

—The Secret World

"Samurai robots beat guns. No question. So it's just me and a shovel. Rock."

—Elsa Bloodstone, Nextwave

Trevor: Out of spells!
Torvald: Same.
Trevor: You know what that means, right?
Torvald: Aye.
Trevor: Firebolt!
Torvald: Shovel.

—The Weekly Roll, Cantrip-schmantrip