Quotes / Shovel Strike

*clang* "I love you, shovel.
Emerson, Pushing Daisies

"Prepare to taste justice! Shovel justice!"

Headmaster Hayden Montag: I recommend delivery of a swift, decapitating blow with a spade. A fire axe has a distressing tendency to rebound from the vertebrae.
Annabel Usher: ...From experience, aye?
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