Hancock: Say Luffy, tell me about your crewmates.

Luffy: Well, which one of them should I start with? Zoro, Sanji, Usopp, Brook, Franky, Nami, Robin...

Hancock: Nami? Robin? There are girls?! -Imagine Spot-

Luffy: I'm sorry but I can't be with you.

Hancock: Why?! Why, Luffy?!

Luffy: Because I'm with them◊.

"I'm fascinated by the "shippers". Utterly fascinated by that. They will take the tiniest clue — the tiniest smile between two characters — and see that as evidence for something."

Kaiba: I hate you, Wheeler.

Joey: I hate you too.

Yaoi Fangirl: Which means they're in wuv.

"Yes! Misunderstanding! That's precisely it!" Twilight agreed with a prim nod. "You have all of these romantic notions, and then you find a way to interpret even the most innocent of interactions as evidence justifying a non-existent relationship! It can be endearing, sometimes, but it's also risky!"

...

"It's...okay to pretend, I guess, but honestly, Rarity, please don't jump to conclusions," Twilight pleaded weakly. "At least, not unless something actually happens. If Rainbow and Pinkie ever actually do get together for some reason, then, well, of course we'll be supportive—but until then, maybe you shouldn't be so, ah, passionate in your support of their love."