Quotes: Ship Sinking

"Those of you who think Zuko and Katara should be together will forever have doomed relationships."
Sokka, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Book 4 (the Ultimate Ship Sinking)

(sobbing) "She was supposed to be with Tai and Takeru and Hikari were supposed to have cute little perfect babies and FUCK 02 IN THE EYE SOCKET!"

"Its devastating enough to hear this news that Mark has moved on and found someone else and what it means for Janeway ...What’s more frustrating is that this news leaves Janeway a chance to pursue a romance (ideally with Chakotay regardless of protocol) which is never seized upon. That’s Voyager, throw up interesting ideas and then never do anything with them! Who does she end up pursuing? A custom made holodeck character! An electronic male whore!"
Doc Oho on Star Trek: Voyager, "Hunters"

Not Katara.
Not You.
Deal With It.

EB: oh god, if rose became my sister too, that would wreak HAVOC on karkat's shipping diagram!
EB: as leader of this team i submit that we cannot afford to let this happen!!!!!!!!!!
EB: everyone man your battle stations!!!
EB: we have a ship to sink! arm torpedoes!!!!!!
EB: KA-PCHOOOOOOOOOOOOO. target destroyed. B)

"No! You're sinking my ship!"
Marine, Sonic Universe #58 Off-Panelnote 

"Okay, mom? I know how hard it is to end a crush, but he's a total JERK-FACE! When I come home, the Chris McLean Museum/guest room better be DESTROYED!"

And if you look to the right you can see Miles Luna and Kerry Shawcross roasting Arkos shippers’ hearts and devouring them whole.
— Blogger ofdustandpotions's reaction to the episode "Extracurricular" note 

Skulduggery: I need you, China.
China: How I longed to hear those words...
Skulduggery: I need you to help me get Valkyrie back.
China: ...followed by those ones.