Quotes / Sex Starts, Story Stops

Screenwriter A: This episode is too short and boring.
Screenwriter B: He's right.
Screenwriter C: Wait a moment, I have an idea. let's have them fuck. Like that, all of a sudden, without reason.
Screenwriter A and B: Genius!

— Boris

"They banged. The end."

— The entirety of Love at first sight (Harry Potter)

(People are dying. Everything's going to hell)
Marcy: It's like being on a plane when you know it's gonna crash. Everybody around you is screaming "We're going down! We're going down!" And all you want to do is grab the person sitting next to you and fuck the shit out of them, cause you know you're gonna be dead soon anyway.
(Immediately grabs the guy sitting next to her and fucks the shit out of him)

— Cabin Fever

caption: "This has nothing to do with the story. But fanservice once in awhile is always good!"

— Maken-ki!, chapter 45 preface page

"There's no real moral to this story." (beat) "Or even a story, to be honest. There is a lot of fucking, though. Perhaps that's enough."

— Oglaf, "Perhaps"

"Half the time, the sexual encounter is unforgivably contrived. Sometimes you can even imagine the writers meeting with their editor or producer and being told to "sex it up a bit, the ratings are off this year", and the writers just randomly drawing character names from a hat to decide who should go at it."

— Asexuality Archive

"People don't just bump into each other and start having sex! This isn't Cinemax!"

— Jerry, Seinfeld, "The Voice"

"Those Soap Opera studs and studettes sliding between satin sheets in the afternoon?"

— Mark Wolf. The V-chip has arrived with little fanfare

"B'Elanna, I sense we are about to engage in a gratuitous lesbian copulation scene!"

— Voyager Chicks behind Forcefields

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