->What is the best golf movie of all-time? ''{{Caddyshack}}''. What is the worst golf movie of all-time? ''Caddyshack II.''
-->-- Old joke
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->''Why is the sequel never equal?''
-->--''Theatre/OnAClearDayYouCanSeeForever'', "What Did I Have That I Don't Have?"

->''We're doing a sequel, that's what we do in Hollywood\\
And everybody knows that [[SelfDeprecation the sequel's never quite as good]]''
-->-- [[NoFourthWall "We're Doing a Sequel"]], ''Film/MuppetsMostWanted''

->''The pain of getting shot nine times doesn't equal\\
The pain I felt from [[SuckinessIsPainful watchin' all them stupid-ass sequels]]\\
''[[Film/TheFastAndTheFurious 2 Fast 2 Furious]]'' was a waste of ninety minutes\\
The only good thing was VinDiesel wasn't in it''
-->--''Series/MadTV'' - "50 Cent" - "C.R.A.P."

->'''Mr. O'Neill:''' Now, why do you think it is that Tolstoy felt he had to make ''WarAndPeace'' so darned unpleasant? Daria?\\
'''Daria:''' So no one would [[TorchTheFranchiseAndRun pester him to do a sequel]]?
-->--''{{Daria}}'', "Fair Enough"

->{{Here we go again}}. ... again.
-->--'''Tugg Speedman''', in the trailer for ''Scorcher VI'', ''Film/TropicThunder''

->Male announcer: ''"You'll love the original'' {{Grease}}!"\\
Female announcer: "''Then watch [[{{Grease2}} the sequel]]''."\\
Male announcer: "''Then you'll'' '''''really''''' ''love the original'' Grease."
-->-- [=TVLand=] ad, doing a little [[LampshadeHanging redecorating]]

->We watched ''{{Grease}}'' and it was pretty good, but then we watched ''{{Grease 2}}'' and I fell asleep.
-->--'''Finn''', ''Series/{{Glee}}''

->'''Ramada:''' ''"Oh, Topper. I tried to stay away. I thought I was never going to see you again... that you were out of my life. But it's a sequel. I had to come."''\\
'''Topper:''' ''"Do you have any idea what the critics will say? 'Same warmed-over characters...'"''
-->-- ''Film/HotShotsPartDeux''

->I, the Sequelizer, can make an infinite number of copies of myself -- although each is only 50% as powerful as the one before...
-->-- '''Troy [=McClure=] as the Sequelizer''', "The Final Collision!", ''[[Comicbook/TheSimpsons Bartman]]'' #3

->''[[{{Disney/Bambi}} Bambi II]]'' is going into the Disney Vault. After just 70 days on sale, the glorious ''Bambi II'' goes into the Disney Vault for 10 years along with ''[[{{Disney/Cinderella}} Cinderella II]]'', ''[[CallBack Bambi 2002]]'', ''[[Disney/SleepingBeauty Sleeping Beauty III: Lil' Sleepy Meets]]'' ''{{Disney/Aladdin}}'', ''[[Disney/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame Hunchback VI: Air Dog Quasi]]'', ''[[{{Disney/Mulan}} Mulan VIII:]]'' ''[[AlienInvasion The Prozoids Strike Back]]'', ''[[Disney/TheJungleBook Jungle Book 3.0: Jungle Blog]]'', and ''[[Disney/OneHundredAndOneDalmatians 101]]'' ''[[ParallelPornTitles Felations]]''.
-->--''[[SaturdayNightLive TV Funhouse]]''

->'''Bill the Lab Guy''': Wait, you can't. Not just for me, but for the love of science, the love of knowledge, the love of... sequels.\\
'''Captain''': Sequels? Cancel that order, Gunner. We've got a franchise to protect!\\
'''The Action League''': YAY!!!!!!\\
'''Narrator''': Not nearly the end!
-->--''WesternAnimation/ActionLeagueNow''

->'''Brian''': You're banning [[DirectToVideo straight-to-video]] Disney films?\\
'''[[PresidentEvil Stewie]]''': Absolutely! I mean, look at this: ''Disney/{{Aladdin}} IV: Jafar May Need Glasses''.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', "Lois Kills Stewie"

->We now return to the DisneyChannel's exclusive presentation of ''Disney/{{Aladdin}} V: [[BrickJoke Jafar Answers The Census]]''.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', "Foreign Affairs"

->'''Teacher:''' Are you suggesting that someone's trying to make a real life sequel?\\
'''Randy:''' ''Stab 2''? Who'd want to do that? Sequels suck!
-->-- ''Film/{{Scream 2}}''

->'''Zach Galifianakis:''' It must kind of stink, though, that you can't run, y'know, three times.\\
'''[[UsefulNotes/BarackObama President Obama]]:''' Actually, I think it's a good idea. You know, if I ran a third time, it'd be sort of like doing a third ''[[Film/TheHangover Hangover]]'' movie. [[TakeThat Didn't really work out very well, did it?]]
-->-- ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnW3xkHxIEQ Between Two Ferns]]''
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->The Trekkies, they ''did'' get a little freaked out. I think they've come to realize that I did them a favor... My god, how many more of these things? Creator/PatrickStewart spouting off for another forty minutes? Jesus, I mean, if you find ''that'' exciting, go watch paint dry. ''({{beat}})'' Oh god, is somebody photographing...? This is going to be [[IsThisThingOn on the bloody Internet isnít it?]]
-->--'''Creator/MalcolmMcDowell''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W71HrpLZ9gI#t=613 on]] [[Film/StarTrekGenerations killing Captain Kirk.]]

->''"Didn't we say all we needed to say in the first ''Film/{{Beetlejuice}}''?"''
-->-- '''Creator/KevinSmith''', on the (thankfully) aborted ''Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian''

->When ''[[Film/FridayThe13thTheFinalChapter The Final Chapter]]'' was offered to me, I was like, 'I don't really want to do ''Friday the 13th.''[='=] Eventually, I only did it because of Amy Steel -- she talked me into it. And I thought it was really cool because it was ''The '''Final''' Chapter''. In my mind, I thought, 'Oh, I'll be in the last one. That's kind of cool. These things are famous.' Little did I know.
-->--'''Peter Barton'''

->The deals that they make you do are so draconian. And, of course, you are signed on for not only the movie that you are signed on for Ö but at least ''two more'' that you havenít read and you have no idea what they are going to be, and all the crossover ones you are going to have to do. For me to sign on now to do a superhero movie would mean I would be working until I am 50 as that particular superhero.
-->--'''Jom Hamm''' on turning down a superhero film role

->'''Dave''': There was a ''{{Film/Ghostbusters}} II'', wasnít there?\\
'''Creator/BillMurray:''' [[OldShame Technically, yes]].
-->--''The Late Show With Creator/DavidLetterman''
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->So, after six games of ''{{VideoGame/Megaman}}'', with [[StrictlyFormula some slight changes here and there]], people were just like, 'Ah, fuckin' ''[[CapcomSequelStagnation Megawhatever, Megaman 12]]''? What is this, ''LandBeforeTime''?'
-->-- '''{{Creator/Egoraptor}}''', ''WebVideo/{{Sequelitis}}''

->Now, I want you to imagine something with me. Imagine a world where sequels are banned. Would this not be a beautiful place? Sure, we'd miss out on genuinely good sequels like ''VideoGame/{{Thief}}'' 2 or ''VideoGame/HalfLife2'', but I think that is a small price to pay. Every story would have to be fresh, and the writers would have to work extra hard to make the characters likable. With no sequels, there are no franchises, less fandom, so the nerds will go off and become doctors and scientists and rid the world of all known diseases. Best of all, endings would [[SequelHook have to have some fucking closure.]]
-->-- '''Creator/BenCroshaw'''

->'''[[Creator/BenCroshaw Yahtzee]]:''' What are your feelings on ''Ghostbusters II'': The Film?\\
'''Gabriel:''' It's the ''Hangover II'' of the eighties.
-->--''LetsPlay/LetsDrownOut'' ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TydBiQaXm8g Ghostbusters]]'' (Megadrive)

->'''Mike:''' So Janosz loves Creator/SigourneyWeaver just like Louis Tully did. And then comes to her apartment door, and... [-knocks on it, and she won't let him in,-] [--just like Louis Tully did...--] This movie '''''SUCKS.'''''\\
'''Jay:''' ''(laughs)'' The only movie I can think of that apes the first movie even ''more'' closely than this is, like, ''Film/TeenWolf 2''. The only difference is that [[CollegeIsHighSchoolPart2 he's in college]]--\\
'''Mike:''' He's a boxer.\\
'''Jay:''' He's boxing instead of basketball. But other than that, it is ''the exact same'' movie.\\
'''Mike:''' Well, there's been a proven, successful track record of repeating the first movie in a sequel. You're doomed for your ''third'' one...\\
'''Jay:''' Yeah, you can't repeat the same thing three times. You can trick people with one sequel.
-->--''[[Webvideo/HalfInTheBag Half in the Bag]]'' riffs ''{{Film/Ghostbusters}} II''

->...Bandit starts crying, since he and Carrie broke up in between films. [[CoupleBomb By sheer coincidence]], Sally Field and Burt had been an item briefly in real life, and had also broken up. Speaking of Carrie, we find her as [[AesopAmnesia sheís about to get married to Junior Justice for a second time]]. Why she would consider doing this a second time when she ran out on him the first time is beyond me, but I guess they figured Sally Field has an Oscar, so she must be talented enough to make anything work. [[IdiotPlot Yeah, I know.]]
-->--'''''Website/TheAgonyBooth''''' [[http://www.agonybooth.com/movies/Tribute_to_Burt_Reynolds_Hal_Needham.aspx?Page=2 on]] ''Film/SmokeyAndTheBandit II''

->Once again, our anti-hero finds himself in a life-or-death situation with no memory of how he got there. [='=]''When you got a condition, itís bad to forget your medicine,''[='=] Marv reflected in the original, sounding like a broken man. He repeats the sentiment here, sounding more like heís offering advice for dealing with a stomach ulcer.
-->--'''Darren Mooney''' [[http://them0vieblog.com/2014/08/20/non-review-review-sin-city-a-dame-to-kill-for/ on]] ''[[Film/SinCity Sin City 2: A Dame to Kill For]]''

->The setting is the present and picks up with Wolverine wandering the earth, still traumatized by the events of ''[[{{Film/XMen}} X-Men 3]]''. But then, aren't '''we all''' still traumatized by ''X-Men 3''?
-->-- '''{{Moviebob}}''' on ''Film/TheWolverine''

->Iíve taken to referring to it as ''X-Men 3: [[RageBreakingPoint The Last Straw]]'' myself... Wolverine was the only one who came out of this thing with [[CharacterDerailment people still liking him.]]
-->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''Matt Wilson''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-x-men-3-the-last-stand-2006-part-on/ on]] ''[[{{Film/X-Men}} X-Men 3: The Last Stand]]''

->Call me hard-hearted, call me cynical, but please don't call me if they ever make'' Film/HomeAlone 3.''
-->-- '''RogerEbert''', {{tempting fate}}

->Please have [[Creator/SarahJessicaParker Carrie]] move to a new address, preferably somewhere very far away so we donít have to suffer through any more ''[[Series/SexAndTheCity SATC]]'' movies. Might I suggest ''SATC 3: Carrie and Big Move To [[RecycledInSPACE Uranus]]''? With Carrie lost in space, youíll have plenty of time to focus on the story that really matters: SATC 4: [[EnsembleDarkhorse ROJO]]! (and also Miranda [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg I guess]]).
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/10/21/sarah-jessica-parker-has-pissed-off-the-west-village-by-covering-their-stoops-in-shoes Michael K.]]'''

->So haven't we seen all of this before? Only slightly different? ... So, we have [[FashionVictimVillain two homosexual villains]] who both spent a long time in an undesirable place. Eventually they both get their own ship, a loyal crew, and the ability to escape and continue on with their lives. However, they both give into their own crazy revenge, mess around with the Captains of the ''Enterprise'', and fuck themselves over in the most horrible way... Then the second-most important character in ''Star Trek'' sacrifices themselves so that a doomsday device doesn't kill the crew of the ''Enterprise''.
-->--'''[[WebVideo/RedLetterMedia Harry S. Plinkett]]''' on ''[[Film/StarTrekNemesis Star Trek X:]] [[Film/StarTrekIITheWrathOfKhan The Wrath of Shinzon]]''

->'''Mike''': Before your favorite franchises were afflicted with "[[Film/TheGodfather Godfather's]] Syndrome" and let you down with number ''three'' in the trilogy...\\
'''Bill''': ''Franchise/{{Terminator}}''!\\
'''Kevin''': ''Film/{{X-Men}}''!\\
'''Bill''': ''{{Shrek}}''!\\
'''Kevin''': ''[[Film/SpiderMan Spider-Man]]''!\\
'''Bill''': ''PiratesOfTheCaribbean''!\\
'''Mike''': ... ''Film/TheMatrix'' was there, boldly flaunting convention, and sucking in part ''two''!
-->--The ''Podcast/RiffTrax'' of ''Film/TheMatrixReloaded''

->Why was there no subtitle in the movie? They subtitled the last movie. Well, I have an answer: Look under that title. You see that blank, empty space? Let that be an indication of the blank, empty imagination employed within, and the void it left in our hearts.
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''', during [[http://screwattack.com/videos/AVGN-TMNT-3-Part-1 part 1 of his review]] for ''Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtlesIII''.

->Hello, [[{{Catchphrase}} I'm a British person,]] and I ''love'' the ''NationalLampoonsVacation'' movies! ''(cue slide of ''Cousin Eddie's Island Adventure'')'' Okay, except that one. ''(cue ''European Vacation'')'' And... yeah, maybe that one. ''(cue ''Vegas Vacation'')'' Okay, ''fine'': I like less than half of the ''National Lampoon's Vacation'' movies, '''okay?'''
-->--'''{{MikeJ}}'''

->So the movie opens the same as the original Ė with a shot of the house. And it kinda looks like the same house. If that house was cut in half and built in 2009. So yeah, it looked kinda something like the original.\\\
And thatís a theme throughout the movie -- stuff is sorta the same.\\\
Only now itís been stripped of all its humanity and character.\\\
Probably a lot like the bloodsuckers who decided this movie needed to be made.
-->-- '''''{{Website/Wrestlecrap}}''''' on ''[[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/310/ A Christmas Story 2]]''

->''Analyze That ''picks up where its predecessor left off: at a logical endpoint requiring no sequel.
-->-- Keith Phipps's review of ''[[Film/AnalyzeThis Analyze That]]'', '''[[TheOnion The AV Club]]'''

->I ''know'' Disney Sequels are bad; they're bad by design.
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick''', ranting about ''Disney/BeautyAndTheBeastTheEnchantedChristmas''

->Honestly, how many movies about a giant retard killing annoying people at a summer camp can you make? The answer is twelve, but Paramount didn't know that at the time... A couple of the kills in ''Part VIII'' certainly are iconic of the series, but by and large this one was uninspired and boring, with many kills being blah, ho-hum, and off-camera. Couple that with crippling budgetary limitations, a script that was considered insipid even by ''Friday the 13th'' standards, and worst of all, a story that [[FanDiscontinuity betrays the limited mythos of the Jason character completely]], and you've got one of the most hated Jason movies ever. And that's even taking into consideration ''[[Film/FridayThe13thPartVANewBeginning Friday the 13th Part V]]'', which didn't even have Jason in it, and ''[[Film/JasonX Jason X]]'', a self-parodying ass-blockage of a movie whose only selling point was Jason... IN SPACE! That's not ''Friday the 13th Part 10'', or even ''Jason 10'', it's Jason Ex. That's "X" as in "Excrement." Because [[ViewersAreMorons kids are too stupid to comprehend Roman numerals.]]
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' [[http://spoonyexperiment.com/friday-13th-part-8/ on]] ''Film/FridayThe13thPartVIIIJasonTakesManhattan''

->Speaking of age being the enemy of this movie, I have a problem with the characters of this movie now. You would figure in a movie like this it would be about the characters learning to let go of the past and becoming responsible adults... In the case of this movie, all these characters peaked in high school and cannot get out of thinking about the ď{{glory days}}ď. Of the times [[FridgeHorror I had to stop and think about this movie]], it got a tad depressing. You are seeing a group of people in their 30ís who cannot stop living their high school memories. Itís rather pathetic that these people havenít done anything in the past 13 years they think is so much better than their pie fucking days. Wow.
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2012/04/11/american-reunion-jon-hurwitz-hayden-schlossberg-2012/ on]] ''[[Film/AmericanPie American Reunion]]''

->Between ''[[{{Franchise/Highlander}} Highlander II]]'' and ''Highlander: The Source'', this single franchise has not one, but '''two of the worst movies ever made'''. How is that even possible?
-->-- ''[[http://screamsheet.wordpress.com/2011/01/27/highlander-the-source-part-one/ The Screamsheet]]''

->There's one called ''[[Anime/{{Pokemon2000}} Pokťmon 2000]]'' - is that [[TurnOfTheMillennium the year it was made]], or is it ''the two thousandth film?''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' on his difficulty tracking down which one was [[Anime/PokemonTheFirstMovie the first]]. [[note]]Ironically, this one was only the second - as December 2013, there were fifteen others made after that one.[[/note]]

->As for [[{{WesternAnimation/Cars2}} Cars 2]], there's a whole bunch of stuff in here that doesn't feel like {{Creator/Pixar}}. The plot isn't as knit tightly as it should be. [[CluelessAesop The moral doesn't really hold up to scrutiny]]. The writing is weak, weak WEAK. This was a film that John Lasseter wanted to make because [[AuthorAppeal he loves spies, and he loves cars]]. The dude's got some serious credibility in modern animation. He's practically [[Creator/WaltDisney Walt Disney]]'s spiritual successor. He not only put Pixar on the map, he's leading {{Creator/Disney}} back to form. The guy can afford to make a dud, but man, oh man, when he makes a dud, he really makes a dud. And the thing is, I couldn't even qualify it as a "bad" movie, at least by the typical qualifications for a bad animated feature. No, Cars 2 is not just one of those sequels that you think shouldn't exist because it has no reason to exist. It's one of those films you think should never have existed because the opportunity was completely wasted. Cars 2 isn't bad. It's just a waste.
-->-- '''[[http://forums.sega.com/showthread.php?518514-Toy-Story-4&p=8849965&viewfull=1#post8849965 Theadvisor1234]]''', a Website/SegaForums user
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