->What is the best golf movie of all-time? ''{{Caddyshack}}''. What is the worst golf movie of all-time? ''Caddyshack II.''
-->-- Old joke
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[[folder:Film - Live Action]]

->''We're doing a sequel, that's what we do in Hollywood\\
And everybody knows that the sequel's never quite as good''
-->-- '''''Film/MuppetsMostWanted''''', [[NoFourthWall "We're Doing a Sequel"]]

->Here we go again. ... again.
-->--'''Tugg Speedman''', in the trailer for ''Scorcher VI'', ''Film/TropicThunder''

->'''Ramada:''' Oh, Topper. I tried to stay away. I thought I was never going to see you again... that you were out of my life. But it's a sequel. I had to come.\\
'''Topper:''' Do you have any idea what the critics will say? 'Same warmed-over characters...'
-->-- ''Film/HotShotsPartDeux''

->'''Teacher:''' Are you suggesting that someone's trying to make a real life sequel?\\
'''Randy:''' ''Stab 2''? Who'd want to do that? Sequels suck!
-->-- ''Film/{{Scream 2}}''

->Oh, man, I can't fucking believe this. Another basement, another elevator. How can the same shit happen to the same guy twice?
-->-- '''John [=McClane=]''', ''Film/DieHard2''

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[[folder:Live-Action TV]]

->''The pain of getting shot nine times doesn't equal\\
The pain I felt from [[SuckinessIsPainful watchin' all them stupid-ass sequels]]\\
''[[Film/TheFastAndTheFurious 2 Fast 2 Furious]]'' was a waste of ninety minutes\\
The only good thing was VinDiesel wasn't in it''
-->--'''''Series/MadTV''''' -- "50 Cent", "C.R.A.P."

->'''Dave''': There was a ''Film/GhostbustersII'', wasnít there?\\
'''Creator/BillMurray:''' [[OldShame Technically, yes]].
-->--''The Late Show With Creator/DavidLetterman''

->Male announcer: ''"You'll love the original'' Film/{{Grease}}!"\\
Female announcer: "''Then watch [[Film/{{Grease 2}} the sequel]]''."\\
Male announcer: "''Then you'll'' '''''really''''' ''love the original'' Grease."
-->-- [=TVLand=] ad, doing a little [[LampshadeHanging redecorating]]

->We watched ''Film/{{Grease}}'' and it was pretty good, but then we watched ''Film/{{Grease 2}}'' and I fell asleep.
-->--'''Finn''', ''Series/{{Glee}}''
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[[folder:Newspapers]]

->Call me hard-hearted, call me cynical, but please don't call me if they ever make'' Film/HomeAlone 3.''
-->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert''', {{tempting fate}},[[spoiler: [[{{Irony}} and then going on to declare it the best in the series]]]].

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[[folder:Radio]]

->This is a film that trashes a work of art. It's like someone deciding to do a ''Mona Lisa 2'', but with a moustache.
-->--'''Creator/MarkKermode''' on ''Film/ExorcistIITheHeretic''

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[[folder:Theatre]]

->''Why is the sequel never equal?''
-->--'''''Theatre/OnAClearDayYouCanSeeForever''''', "What Did I Have That I Don't Have?"

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[[folder:Podcasts]]
->'''Mike:''' Before your favorite franchises were afflicted with "[[Film/TheGodfather Godfather's]] Syndrome" and let you down with number ''three'' in the trilogy...\\
'''Bill:''' ''Franchise/{{Terminator}}''!\\
'''Kevin:''' ''Film/XMen''!\\
'''Bill:''' ''WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}}''!\\
'''Kevin:''' ''Film/{{Spider Man|Trilogy}}''!\\
'''Bill:''' ''Franchise/PiratesOfTheCaribbean''!\\
'''Mike:''' ... ''Film/TheMatrix'' was there, boldly flaunting convention, and sucking in part ''two''!
-->-- The ''Podcast/RiffTrax'' of ''Film/TheMatrixReloaded''

->'''Mike:''' So Janosz loves Creator/SigourneyWeaver just like Louis Tully did. And then comes to her apartment door, and... [-knocks on it, and she won't let him in,-] [--just like Louis Tully did...--] This movie '''''SUCKS.'''''\\
'''Jay:''' ''(laughs)'' The only movie I can think of that apes the first movie even ''more'' closely than this is, like, ''Film/TeenWolf 2''. The only difference is that [[CollegeIsHighSchoolPart2 he's in college]]--\\
'''Mike:''' He's a boxer.\\
'''Jay:''' He's boxing instead of basketball. But other than that, it is ''the exact same'' movie.\\
'''Mike:''' Well, there's been a proven, successful track record of repeating the first movie in a sequel. You're doomed for your ''third'' one...\\
'''Jay:''' Yeah, you can't repeat the same thing three times. You can trick people with one sequel.
-->-- ''[[Webvideo/HalfInTheBag Half in the Bag]]'' riffs ''Film/GhostbustersII''
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[[folder:Web Animation]]
->So, after six games of ''{{VideoGame/Megaman}}'', with some slight changes here and there, people were just like, 'Ah, fuckin' ''Megawhatever, Megaman 12''? What is this, ''LandBeforeTime''?'
-->-- '''{{Creator/Egoraptor}}''', ''WebVideo/{{Sequelitis}}''

->Now, I want you to imagine something with me. Imagine a world where sequels are banned. Would this not be a beautiful place? Sure, we'd miss out on genuinely good sequels like ''[[VideoGame/ThiefIITheMetalAge Thief 2]]'' or ''VideoGame/HalfLife2'', but I think that is a small price to pay. Every story would have to be fresh, and the writers would have to work extra hard to make the characters likable. With no sequels, there are no franchises, less fandom, so the nerds will go off and become doctors and scientists and rid the world of all known diseases. Best of all, endings would [[SequelHook have to have some fucking closure.]]
-->-- '''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on ''[[VideoGame/FirstEncounterAssaultRecon F.E.A.R. 2]]''

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[[folder:Web Original]]

->''"So ultimately, it doesnít really matter. Keep ''{{Film/Alien 3}}'' and ''Film/AlienResurrection'' in continuity, or ignore them completely. Whichever approach wins, we lose."''
-->--'''''Website/TheAgonyBooth''''' [[http://www.agonybooth.com/agonizer/Alien_5_Blomkamp_True_Sequel_Aliens.aspx on]] ''Alien 5''

->''"Overall, ''Annihilation'' is a travesty of a film, made even worse by how good [[Film/MortalKombat the original]] was. Don't even attempt watching it, not with friends, not with booze, or any sort of mood-altering substances you might have on hand. If you want the experience of watching ''Annihilation'', put the original film on, crank up some techno at [[EarRape full blast]], and [[JitterCam shake your head around really hard]] while you're watching. You might have more fun that way, too."''
-->--'''[[http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/mortalkombat/mortalkombat8.htm Bobinator]]''' on ''Film/MortalKombatAnnihilation''

->''WesternAnimation/ToyStory4''. No. Okay? No. I have already had my guts ripped out by these fucking movies three times. I don't want another two hours of charmed toys desperately trying to stave off eternal loneliness and isolation. I can't take it. The end of ''Toy Story 3'' was perfect and wonderful and I never ever ever want to watch it again because I don't like sopping up tears from my rug. Nothing can end in today's pop culture. If there's money to be had, both storylines and characters will be extended well past their logical endings and get fucking ruined in the process.
-->--'''[[http://www.gq.com/blogs/the-feed/2014/11/make-it-stop-midterm-edition.html Drew Magary]]''', ''Make It Stop''

->Once again, our anti-hero finds himself in a life-or-death situation with no memory of how he got there. [='=]''When you got a condition, itís bad to forget your medicine,''[='=] Marv reflected in the original, sounding like a broken man. He repeats the sentiment here, sounding more like heís offering advice for dealing with a stomach ulcer.
-->--'''Darren Mooney''' [[http://them0vieblog.com/2014/08/20/non-review-review-sin-city-a-dame-to-kill-for/ on]] ''[[Film/SinCity Sin City 2: A Dame to Kill For]]''

->Iíve taken to referring to it as ''X-Men 3: The Last Straw'' myself... Wolverine was the only one who came out of this thing with [[CharacterDerailment people still liking him.]]
-->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''Matt Wilson''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-x-men-3-the-last-stand-2006-part-on/ on]] ''[[{{Film/X-Men}} X-Men 3: The Last Stand]]''

->Please have [[Creator/SarahJessicaParker Carrie]] move to a new address, preferably somewhere very far away so we donít have to suffer through any more ''[[Series/SexAndTheCity SATC]]'' movies. Might I suggest ''SATC 3: Carrie and Big Move To [[RecycledInSPACE Uranus]]''? With Carrie lost in space, youíll have plenty of time to focus on the story that really matters....(and also Miranda [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg I guess]]).
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/10/21/sarah-jessica-parker-has-pissed-off-the-west-village-by-covering-their-stoops-in-shoes Michael K.]]''' on ''Sex and the City 3''

->That feels like an awful lot of words just to say ''ďÖbecause the sequel will suckď'', doesnít it? That source could have just said ''ďJamie Dornan doesnít want to come back for the ''Fifty Shades'' sequel, because DUH, itís a sequel to ''Fifty Shades of Grey''Ē'' and weíd all [[ZeroPercentApprovalRating nod our heads in agreement,]] because that explanation makes perfect sense.
-->--'''''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/02/24/jamie-dornan-might-not-be-back-for-a-fifty-shades-sequel/ DListed]]''''', "'Hey, what are the chances that you could get me out of it too?' asked Dakota Johnson"

->So the movie opens the same as the original Ė with a shot of the house. And it kinda looks like the same house. If that house was cut in half and built in 2009. So yeah, it looked kinda something like the original.\\\
And thatís a theme throughout the movie -- stuff is sorta the same.\\\
Only now itís been stripped of all its humanity and character.\\\
Probably a lot like the bloodsuckers who decided this movie needed to be made.
-->-- '''''{{Website/Wrestlecrap}}''''' on ''[[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/310/ A Christmas Story 2]]''

->Honestly, how many movies about a giant retard killing annoying people at a summer camp can you make? The answer is twelve, but Paramount didn't know that at the time.
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' [[http://spoonyexperiment.com/friday-13th-part-8/ on]] ''Film/FridayThe13thPartVIIIJasonTakesManhattan''

->Of the times [[FridgeHorror I had to stop and think about this movie]], it got a tad depressing. You are seeing a group of people in their 30ís who cannot stop living their high school memories. Itís rather pathetic that these people havenít done anything in the past 13 years they think is so much better than their pie fucking days. Wow.
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2012/04/11/american-reunion-jon-hurwitz-hayden-schlossberg-2012/ on]] ''[[Film/AmericanPie American Reunion]]''

->Between ''[[{{Franchise/Highlander}} Highlander II]]'' and ''Highlander: The Source'', this single franchise has not one, but '''two of the worst movies ever made'''. How is that even possible?
-->-- ''[[http://screamsheet.wordpress.com/2011/01/27/highlander-the-source-part-one/ The Screamsheet]]''

->As for [[{{WesternAnimation/Cars2}} Cars 2]], there's a whole bunch of stuff in here that doesn't feel like {{Creator/Pixar}}. The plot isn't as knit tightly as it should be. [[CluelessAesop The moral doesn't really hold up to scrutiny]]. The writing is weak, weak WEAK. This was a film that John Lasseter wanted to make because [[AuthorAppeal he loves spies, and he loves cars]]. The dude's got some serious credibility in modern animation. He's practically [[Creator/WaltDisney Walt Disney]]'s spiritual successor. He not only put Pixar on the map, he's leading {{Creator/Disney}} back to form. The guy can afford to make a dud, but man, oh man, when he makes a dud, he really makes a dud. And the thing is, I couldn't even qualify it as a "bad" movie, at least by the typical qualifications for a bad animated feature. No, Cars 2 is not just one of those sequels that you think shouldn't exist because it has no reason to exist. It's one of those films you think should never have existed because the opportunity was completely wasted. Cars 2 isn't bad. It's just a waste.
-->-- '''[[http://forums.sega.com/showthread.php?518514-Toy-Story-4&p=8849965&viewfull=1#post8849965 Theadvisor1234]]''', a Website/SegaForums user

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[[folder:Web Video]]

->'''Zach Galifianakis:''' It must kind of stink, though, that you can't run, y'know, three times.\\
'''[[UsefulNotes/BarackObama President Obama]]:''' Actually, I think it's a good idea. You know, if I ran a third time, it'd be sort of like doing a third ''[[Film/TheHangover Hangover]]'' movie. [[TakeThat Didn't really work out very well, did it?]]
-->-- ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnW3xkHxIEQ Between Two Ferns]]''

->'''[[Creator/BenCroshaw Yahtzee]]:''' What are your feelings on ''Film/GhostbustersII'': The Film?\\
'''Gabriel:''' It's the ''[[Film/TheHangover Hangover II]]'' of the eighties.
-->--''LetsPlay/LetsDrownOut'' ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TydBiQaXm8g Ghostbusters]]'' (Megadrive)

->''Analyze That ''picks up where its predecessor left off: at a logical endpoint requiring no sequel.
-->-- Keith Phipps's review of ''Film/AnalyzeThat'', '''[[TheOnion The AV Club]]'''

->I ''know'' Disney Sequels are bad; they're bad by design.
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick''', ranting about ''Disney/BeautyAndTheBeastTheEnchantedChristmas''

->The setting is the present and picks up with Wolverine wandering the earth, still traumatized by the events of ''[[Film/XMenTheLastStand X-Men 3]]''. But then, aren't '''we all''' still traumatized by ''X-Men 3''?
-->-- '''{{Moviebob}}''' on ''Film/TheWolverine''

->Why was there no subtitle in the movie? They subtitled the last movie. Well, I have an answer: Look under that title. You see that blank, empty space? Let that be an indication of the blank, empty imagination employed within, and the void it left in our hearts.
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''', during [[http://screwattack.com/videos/AVGN-TMNT-3-Part-1 part 1 of his review]] for ''Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtlesIII''.

->Hello, [[{{Catchphrase}} I'm a British person,]] and I ''love'' the ''NationalLampoonsVacation'' movies! ''(cue slide of ''Cousin Eddie's Island Adventure'')'' Okay, except that one. ''(cue ''European Vacation'')'' And... yeah, maybe that one. ''(cue ''Vegas Vacation'')'' Okay, ''fine'': I like less than half of the ''National Lampoon's Vacation'' movies, '''okay?'''
-->--'''{{MikeJ}}'''

->I myself am guilty of this, though, I confess. I see a good game, I think about the follow-up. We the gamers look at a game like ''VideoGame/TheLastOfUs'', which told a great story and ended ''perfectly'' and look at what we ask. [simpering voice] "SEQUEL? SEQUEL? CANWEAVEASEQUEL?" Because none of us know when to say stop! We're never satisfied! Avarice rules our very consumption! And it's tough for us to even blame publishers sometimes for mining their properties to death while we're lapping it all up!
-->--'''Creator/JimSterling''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUm0UJc5S_o "Sequel or Slaughter"]]

->There's one called ''[[Anime/{{Pokemon2000}} Pokťmon 2000]]'' - is that [[TurnOfTheMillennium the year it was made]], or is it ''the two thousandth film?''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' on his difficulty tracking down which one was [[Anime/PokemonTheFirstMovie the first]]. [[note]]Ironically, this one was only the second - as December 2013, there were fifteen others made after that one.[[/note]]

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[[folder:western animation]]

->'''Mr. O'Neill:''' Now, why do you think it is that Tolstoy felt he had to make ''WarAndPeace'' so darned unpleasant? Daria?\\
'''Daria:''' So no one would [[TorchTheFranchiseAndRun pester him to do a sequel]]?
-->--''{{WesternAnimation/Daria}}'', "Fair Enough"

->I, the Sequelizer, can make an infinite number of copies of myself -- although each is only 50% as powerful as the one before...
-->-- '''Troy [=McClure=] as the Sequelizer''', "The Final Collision!", ''[[Comicbook/TheSimpsons Bartman]]'' #3

->''[[{{Disney/Bambi}} Bambi II]]'' is going into the Disney Vault. After just 70 days on sale, the glorious ''Bambi II'' goes into the Disney Vault for 10 years along with ''[[{{Disney/Cinderella}} Cinderella II]]'', ''[[CallBack Bambi 2002]]'', ''[[Disney/SleepingBeauty Sleeping Beauty III: Lil' Sleepy Meets]]'' ''{{Disney/Aladdin}}'', ''[[Disney/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame Hunchback VI: Air Dog Quasi]]'', ''[[{{Disney/Mulan}} Mulan VIII:]]'' ''[[AlienInvasion The Prozoids Strike Back]]'', ''[[Disney/TheJungleBook Jungle Book 3.0: Jungle Blog]]'', and ''[[Disney/OneHundredAndOneDalmatians 101]]'' ''[[ParallelPornTitles Felations]]''.
-->--''[[SaturdayNightLive TV Funhouse]]''

->'''Bill the Lab Guy''': Wait, you can't. Not just for me, but for the love of science, the love of knowledge, the love of... sequels.\\
'''Captain''': Sequels? Cancel that order, Gunner. We've got a franchise to protect!\\
'''The Action League''': YAY!!!!!!\\
'''Narrator''': Not nearly the end!
-->--''WesternAnimation/ActionLeagueNow''

->'''Brian''': You're banning [[DirectToVideo straight-to-video]] Disney films?\\
'''[[PresidentEvil Stewie]]''': Absolutely! I mean, look at this: ''Disney/{{Aladdin}} IV: Jafar May Need Glasses''.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', "Lois Kills Stewie"

->We now return to the DisneyChannel's exclusive presentation of ''Disney/{{Aladdin}} V: [[BrickJoke Jafar Answers The Census]]''.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', "Foreign Affairs"

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[[folder:Real Life]]

->The Trekkies, they ''did'' get a little freaked out. I think they've come to realize that I did them a favor... My god, how many more of these things? Creator/PatrickStewart spouting off for another forty minutes? Jesus, I mean, if you find ''that'' exciting, go watch paint dry. ''({{beat}})'' Oh god, is somebody photographing...? This is going to be [[IsThisThingOn on the bloody Internet isnít it?]]
-->--'''Creator/MalcolmMcDowell''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W71HrpLZ9gI#t=613 on]] [[Film/StarTrekGenerations killing Captain Kirk.]]

->Didn't we say all we needed to say in the first ''Film/{{Beetlejuice}}''?
-->-- '''Creator/KevinSmith''', on the (thankfully) aborted ''Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian''

->When ''[[Film/FridayThe13thTheFinalChapter The Final Chapter]]'' was offered to me, I was like, 'I don't really want to do ''Friday the 13th.''[='=] Eventually, I only did it because of Amy Steel -- she talked me into it. And I thought it was really cool because it was ''The '''Final''' Chapter''. In my mind, I thought, 'Oh, I'll be in the last one. That's kind of cool. These things are famous.' Little did I know.
-->-- '''Peter Barton'''

->The deals that they make you do are so draconian. And, of course, you are signed on for not only the movie that you are signed on for Ö but at least ''two more'' that you havenít read and you have no idea what they are going to be, and all the crossover ones you are going to have to do. For me to sign on now to do a superhero movie would mean I would be working until I am 50 as that particular superhero.
-->-- '''Creator/JonHamm''' on turning down a superhero film role

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