Jayfeather: A blind cat who the fandom finds sexually attractive - despite the fact that he is a fictional, talking cat.
— Uncyclopedia
's Warrior Cats page
's Warrior Cats page...And let's face it, you couldn't RESIST his cute face! His gray tabby fur looks so handsome in the moonlight, his blind jay-blue eyes are so adorable and cute, and his personality makes me want to love him even MORE THAN NOW! On the Heart Throb scale, he would rank OVER 9000!
— Commenter Nightsong discussing the above character
the above characterFanart tropes in increasing order of self-indulgence:
—Drawing of a character who happens to be a slender dude in a top hat
—Drawing of a character who is a slender dude but does not customarily wear a top hat, in a top hat
—Drawing of a character who is not slender and/or not a dude, as a slender dude in a top hat
—Drawing of a non-human character anthropomorphised as a slender dude in a top hat
—Drawing of an inanimate object or abstract concept anthropomorphised as a slender dude in a top hat
—As above, plus they have a knife
—Drawing of a character who happens to be a slender dude in a top hat
—Drawing of a character who is a slender dude but does not customarily wear a top hat, in a top hat
—Drawing of a character who is not slender and/or not a dude, as a slender dude in a top hat
—Drawing of a non-human character anthropomorphised as a slender dude in a top hat
—Drawing of an inanimate object or abstract concept anthropomorphised as a slender dude in a top hat
—As above, plus they have a knife
This always happens to me in fanfic! Why aren't fans fine with frizzy brown hair?
—Storygirl000 (imitating Hermione Granger), Utter Tripe Reviews
Gardevoir: A Pokemon with an unusually large fanbase thanks to it's feminine looks. Don't bother looking to [sic] hard, porn is everywhere.
