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->''Predictably Damaged''\\

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->''Predictably Damaged''\\Damaged'' (1-6)\\
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'''Schlock:''' Repeat after me: '[='=]morality pays poorly.[='=]'

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'''Schlock:''' Repeat after me: '[='=]morality ''[='=]morality pays poorly.[='=]'[='=]''
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'''Schlock:''' Repeat after me: [='=]'morality pays poorly.'[='=]

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'''Schlock:''' Repeat after me: [='=]'morality '[='=]morality pays poorly.'[='=][='=]'
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->'''Schlock:''' Sounds like you're worried about moral issues.\\
'''Ch'vorthq:''' Yeah. I think I am.\\
'''Schlock:''' Repeat after me: [='=]'morality pays poorly.'[='=]
-->-- [[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2002-09-25 2002-09-25]]
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Don't pothole in quotes.


->'''Schlock:''' The box said "Blattco Clawhammer" but I think it just shoots regular bullets...
->'''Ebbirnoth:''' If you ever '''do''' find a gun [[AbnormalAmmo that fires hammers]], you are under explicit orders to put it back where you found it.

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->'''Schlock:''' The box said "Blattco Clawhammer" but I think it just shoots regular bullets...
->'''Ebbirnoth:'''
bullets...\\
'''Ebbirnoth:'''
If you ever '''do''' find a gun [[AbnormalAmmo that fires hammers]], hammers, you are under explicit orders to put it back where you found it.
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Don't pothole in quotes.


->'''Tagon:''' This station [[{{Unobtainium}} flaunts the wealth of a thousand systems]]. A proper patch doesn't feel ''expensive''.
->'''Elf:''' And yet here is an improper patch. What are you thinking?
->'''Tagon:''' I am thinking that I want this to be a thing [[{{Precursors}} they]] ''can't'' do. I just woke up, and I'm already tired of being humbled by this place.

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->'''Tagon:''' This station [[{{Unobtainium}} flaunts the wealth of a thousand systems]]. systems. A proper patch doesn't feel ''expensive''.
->'''Elf:'''
''expensive''.\\
'''Elf:'''
And yet here is an improper patch. What are you thinking?
->'''Tagon:'''
thinking?\\
'''Tagon:'''
I am thinking that I want this to be a thing [[{{Precursors}} they]] they ''can't'' do. I just woke up, and I'm already tired of being humbled by this place.



->'''Tagon:''' "We have the option to definitely die, [[CaptainObvious but I've decided against it.]]" [[SarcasmMode Yeah, that has a nice ring to it. I'll go with that next time.]]

->'''Liz:''' I'd rather be alive for reasons other than an unbroken streak of really good luck.

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->'''Tagon:''' "We have the option to definitely die, [[CaptainObvious but I've decided against it.]]" [[SarcasmMode " Yeah, that ''that'' has a nice ring to it. I'll go with that next time.]]

->'''Liz:'''
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'''Liz:'''
I'd rather be alive for reasons other than an unbroken streak of really good luck.
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Dewicked trope


-> '''Tagon:''' The Doctor briefs me weekly regarding exactly how crazy you are. I want your ''[[CrazyAwesome favorite]]''.

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-> '''Tagon:''' The Doctor briefs me weekly regarding exactly how crazy you are. I want your ''[[CrazyAwesome favorite]]''.''favorite''.
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->'''Theo:''' The grace of God knows no bounds, but my mercy has some practical limitations.
-->-- [[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2004-12-05 2004-12-05]]
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'''Shodan:''' Sir,.. you're right. I'm being narrow-minded.\\

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'''Shodan:''' Sir,..Sir... you're right. I'm being narrow-minded.\\
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''Pursuing Dinosaurs''

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''Pursuing Dinosaurs''
Dinosaurs''\\
''Prototypical Deployment''
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Another citation.



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-->-- [[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2018-03-11 2018-03-11]]
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Adding a citation to a quote.



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-->-- [[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2017-12-03 2017-12-03]]
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'''MAXIM 55''': It's only too many weapons if they're pointing in the wrong direction\\

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'''MAXIM 55''': It's only too many weapons if they're pointing in the wrong direction\\direction.\\
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-->-- [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2008-04-20 2008-04-21]]

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-->-- [[http://www.[[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2008-04-20 2008-04-21]]



-->-- [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2009-03-23 2009-03-23]]

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-->-- [[http://www.[[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2009-03-23 2009-03-23]]



--> [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2014-05-12 2014-05-12]]

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--> [[http://www.[[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2014-05-12 2014-05-12]]



-->-- [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2015-10-23 2015-10-23]]

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-->-- [[http://www.[[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2015-10-23 2015-10-23]]



-> '''Capt. Tagon:''' [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2012-02-26 Lieutenant Pibald! Front-and-center!]]

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-> '''Capt. Tagon:''' [[http://www.[[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2012-02-26 Lieutenant Pibald! Front-and-center!]]
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->'''Dr. Bunnigus:''' I'm going to treat that as a humorous stab at [[HeroicComedicSociopathy your own exaggerated amorality]], and then move on, if you don't mind.

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->'''Dr. Bunnigus:''' I'm going to treat that as a humorous stab at [[HeroicComedicSociopathy [[HeroicComedicSociopath your own exaggerated amorality]], and then move on, if you don't mind.


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->'''Ancienator:''' [[FinanglesLaw It's always safest to never bet on nobody being stupid]].

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->'''Ancienator:''' [[FinanglesLaw [[FinaglesLaw It's always safest to never bet on nobody being stupid]].
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->'''Boloceadan Ancienator:''' Our worldship, Boloceade, is exiting the local galactic group [[ProperlyParanoid because we feared this exact scenario]]. But the possibility was a ''remote'' one. In my simulations, galactic society had to do many, ''many'' important things ''exactly'' wrong for metastable, non-baryonic matter to become sapient ''and'' sociopathic.
->'''Boloceadan [[GotVolunteered volunteer]]:''' Ridiculously low odds, but you bet on them anyway?
->'''Ancienator:''' [[FinanglesLaw It's always safest to never bet on nobody being stupid]].
-->-- [[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2020-02-20 2020-02-20]]

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